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weekend news (and matches)
Oct. 5th, 2015 09:24 amTags:
news round up
May. 10th, 2015 08:29 amTags:
- bavarian schwein flu,
- butthurt ahoy!,
- club: barcelona,
- club: bayern munich,
- club: borussia dortmund,
- club: everton,
- club: juventus,
- club: manchester united,
- club: real madrid,
- club: real sociedad,
- club: southampton,
- club: tottenham hotspur,
- club: valencia,
- league: bundesliga,
- league: la liga,
- league: major league soccer (mls),
- mario götze,
- marouane fellaini,
- neymar da silva,
- xabi alonso
Champions League Round Up
Feb. 18th, 2015 09:15 amTags:
- bastian schweinsteiger,
- bavarian schwein flu,
- club: bayern munich,
- club: chelsea,
- club: juventus,
- club: liverpool fc,
- club: manchester united,
- club: paris saint-germain,
- club: shakhtar donetsk,
- club: tottenham hotspur,
- franck ribery,
- league: champions league,
- mario götze,
- mourinho's cold-blooded enforcers,
- pep guardiola,
- zlatan ibrahimovic
I want our trophies back: THE TRUE STORY
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smea-chan.livejournal.comwell, not really trophies, more like a medal.
this was a really entertaining and interesting story, made more amusing by the fact that i read this right before i came upon![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bubonicwoodchuk's humor post of awfully similar circumstances a few entries below.
( HOW JEROME BOATENG'S PRECIOUS WAS LOST, AND WAS FOUND )
this was a really entertaining and interesting story, made more amusing by the fact that i read this right before i came upon
bubonicwoodchuk's humor post of awfully similar circumstances a few entries below.( HOW JEROME BOATENG'S PRECIOUS WAS LOST, AND WAS FOUND )
i want our trophies back: a picture book
Jun. 1st, 2013 09:22 pmbubonicwoodchuk.livejournal.comthis is actually the most ridiculous thing I've ever made, but in my defense, I'm still intoxicated and euphoric about the triple
disclaimer: all drawn in good fun, I bear Bayern's opponents no particular ill will, etc. etc.
( Read more... )
disclaimer: all drawn in good fun, I bear Bayern's opponents no particular ill will, etc. etc.
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grrliz.livejournal.comBayern Munich are spending their winter training camp in Qatar. Naturally, this involves camels.
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grrliz.livejournal.comFCB Erlebniswelt opens to the public
It features all the trophies Bayern have won, it includes worthy tributes to Franz Beckenbauer and the other defining figures at the club, and it is of course Germany's biggest club museum. But the 3000 m2 exhibition at the Allianz Arena, bursting with trophies, images and stories, sets new standards for its lively presentation, interactivity and sheer volume of material.
Quite deliberately, the installation documenting the club's 112-year history is not called a museum, but rather the FC Bayern Erlebniswelt, literally 'world of experience'. The doors open for the first time on Friday 25 May. "I have to say: all credit to those involved. This is sensational from A to Z, a milestone, and a gem in the Bayern collection," a thoroughly impressed Uli Hoeness declared, "it's fantastic. I never imagined it would be like this."
( welcome to flawless Bavaria )
jenny-jenkins.livejournal.comThe Preliminary Germany Squad. Pictures & Profiles From Zeit.de: Fully Translated!
There have been some very nice picture-posts of various national team call-ups. Here is a compilation (with individual, slightly tongue-in-cheek mini-biographies) of all the players in Germany's squad. This list, and the mini-biographies are from Zeit.de's feature article and photograph gallery, and has been fully translated by
jenny_jenkins and sashatwenCoach
Joachim Löw
Average age of his squad: 24 years.
Number in the training camp: 27
Final decision on the 29th of May: 1 goal-keeper and 3 outfielders will be sent home from this list.
( Players & Mini-biographies Under The Jump... )
Tags:
- bastian schweinsteiger,
- bavarian schwein flu,
- benedikt höwedes,
- euro 2012,
- gqmf,
- internationals,
- joachim löw,
- lukas podolski,
- manuel neuer,
- mats hummels,
- mesut o.ozil,
- miroslav klose,
- mourinho's cold-blooded enforcers,
- nt: germany,
- per mertesacker,
- philipp lahm,
- picspam,
- sami khedira,
- schweini flu,
- sexy older man alert,
- thomas müller
grrliz.livejournal.com[Apologies in advance for the amazing Google translation]
Tobias Schweinsteiger replaced next season by Jahn Regensburg to FC Bayern Munich II in the regional league. So the 30-year-old plays for the first time with his brother Bastian together in an association.
"I am glad that it worked. I hope I can make my experience with young playing the way to professional football," Schweinsteiger is quoted on the website of the club championship record.
"Of course I am also happy that I and my brother Bastian finally can play together in a club."
Top scorer of the 3rd League
The 30-year-old ranks with Jahn Regensburg currently in sixth place in the 3rd League. Schweinsteiger has been successful launch of the league's top scorer.
He currently stands at twelve gates, making it the most dangerous attacker Jahn. Schweinsteiger played previously for SpVgg Unterhaching, VfB Luebeck, Eintracht Frankfurt and FC Ismaning.
(Source)
Normally I wouldn't bother with reserve team news but given the player in question I thought it was worth sharing. This really delights me, not that I think they'll see much playing time together. ETA ontd_fb's Tobias Schweinsteiger appreciation post, for those who want to know marginally more about Schweini's older bruder.
(Again, apologies for the translation; I'll gladly change it if anyone else has any accurate translation skills.)
Tobias Schweinsteiger replaced next season by Jahn Regensburg to FC Bayern Munich II in the regional league. So the 30-year-old plays for the first time with his brother Bastian together in an association.
"I am glad that it worked. I hope I can make my experience with young playing the way to professional football," Schweinsteiger is quoted on the website of the club championship record.
"Of course I am also happy that I and my brother Bastian finally can play together in a club."
Top scorer of the 3rd League
The 30-year-old ranks with Jahn Regensburg currently in sixth place in the 3rd League. Schweinsteiger has been successful launch of the league's top scorer.
He currently stands at twelve gates, making it the most dangerous attacker Jahn. Schweinsteiger played previously for SpVgg Unterhaching, VfB Luebeck, Eintracht Frankfurt and FC Ismaning.
(Source)
Normally I wouldn't bother with reserve team news but given the player in question I thought it was worth sharing. This really delights me, not that I think they'll see much playing time together. ETA ontd_fb's Tobias Schweinsteiger appreciation post, for those who want to know marginally more about Schweini's older bruder.
(Again, apologies for the translation; I'll gladly change it if anyone else has any accurate translation skills.)
grrliz.livejournal.comSo mein Lieblingsfußballer has made yet another Funny Frisch commercial:
(Source)
( cut for the Making Of said piece of cinematic brilliance )
(Source)
( cut for the Making Of said piece of cinematic brilliance )
it's not easy being green
Feb. 9th, 2012 07:50 amgrrliz.livejournal.comAlthough they were leaked months ago, the new green away kit for the German national team has officially been announced!
( cut for one more pic and a pointless but great 17 second video )
( cut for one more pic and a pointless but great 17 second video )
Just call them FC Trolling München
Jan. 26th, 2012 01:46 pmheathermooney.livejournal.comSnatching defeat from the jaws of victory: Bayern's PR own goal
CNN) -- It was supposed to be a unique way to engage with their fans via social media -- but for Germany's most successful soccer club it turned into the ultimate public relations own goal.
Bayern Munich, who can boast 22 German league titles and have four times been crowned champions of Europe, revealed they would be unveiling a "spectacular" new signing on Thursday -- a snippet of news to excite any fan.
But when the announcement was made, on their official Facebook page, it turned out to be a new marketing tool that displayed users of the social networking site as the new signing.
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I don't know why people are so upset, I thought it was hilarious. If you look at any other part of Bayern you will realize they are just huge trolls.
DORKS. THE LOT OF THEM
Jan. 10th, 2012 10:50 pmblackjedii.livejournal.comBastian Schweinsteiger has promised Andrea Petkovic that the next time he scores he will do the Petkovic dance, as she favors the "Schweini Jump Shot."
source is in German
video quite shamelessly stolen from tumblr:
you guys better keep an eye out for this i want .gifs as soon as possible
source is in German
video quite shamelessly stolen from tumblr:
you guys better keep an eye out for this i want .gifs as soon as possible
It's an FC Hollywood post
Jan. 3rd, 2012 08:56 pmheathermooney.livejournal.comAlles Gute zum Geburtstag Toni Kroos!
It's Toni's 22nd birthday
( Read more... )Yesterday Bayern landed in Doha, Qatar to begin their winter training camp
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blackjedii.livejournal.comand a really godly good-looking rugby player i mean like puyol's abs with the fact of heath ledger or something good lord
by Saqib Ahmed Dadabhoy
With the prestigious Euro competition just months away, players, fans and pundits alike have all began contemplating and predicting what is to happen next summer.
While some predict another runaway victory for Spain's golden generation, many view the Germans as their biggest competitors for the crown. With a team stacked with household names and a coach with a renewed emphasis on attacking football, it seems if anyone is to challenge Spain, it would have to be Germany.
( don't jinx it or I will blame you Mr. Dadabhoy!! )
source has different pictures and you should tell him he is wrong about the whole Klose thing anyway LIES
10 Reasons Germany Will Dominate Euro 2012
by Saqib Ahmed Dadabhoy
With the prestigious Euro competition just months away, players, fans and pundits alike have all began contemplating and predicting what is to happen next summer.
While some predict another runaway victory for Spain's golden generation, many view the Germans as their biggest competitors for the crown. With a team stacked with household names and a coach with a renewed emphasis on attacking football, it seems if anyone is to challenge Spain, it would have to be Germany.
( don't jinx it or I will blame you Mr. Dadabhoy!! )
source has different pictures and you should tell him he is wrong about the whole Klose thing anyway LIES
the empire strikes (signs) again
Jul. 14th, 2011 01:16 pmfiveto-midnight.livejournal.comheathermooney.livejournal.comGermany cruise past Kazakhstan
Germany 4-0 Kazakhstan
Miroslav Klose and Thomas Müller plundered two goals apiece as Joachim Löw's team maintained their 100% record in Group A.
( Germany dominates )
25 YEARS AGO ONE OF THE MOST BADASS GOALIES WAS BORN.
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Sauce
Pictures from daylife.com and tumblr
Germany 4-0 Kazakhstan
Miroslav Klose and Thomas Müller plundered two goals apiece as Joachim Löw's team maintained their 100% record in Group A.
( Germany dominates )
| DUCKIE TURNS 25 |
25 YEARS AGO ONE OF THE MOST BADASS GOALIES WAS BORN.
( Read more... )
| CACAU TURNS 30 |
Sauce
Pictures from daylife.com and tumblr
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