bayern catalogue 2010/11 aka STICK TO THE DAY JOB

[whatwouldwasdo.livejournal.com]

ok so i saw these posted over at bayernmunich, but i think they need a wider audience. i think you'll find they're an interesting alternative to the arsenal post from a few days ago








i'm just going to expand what i posted in the viewing post because i capped some more stuff but most of the caps are from the original post by exsequar SO TY AND ENJOY



first, a small smorgasbord. toni why are you dipping






thomas starts off quite well. awwwwlookathisface







but then he unleashes BLUE STEEL





i'm honestly still trying to work out miro's expression. fear? boredom? lust?








franck knows u want some tho





I AM HAPPY TO BE MODELLING IN THIS CATALOGUE





pls take me seriously as a model ty





mark wonders y u no call


best page:


a) doublebiebs b) my name is philipp and i'm talking to my friend BASTI





i don't even know where to start with this

i think he was going for brooding but instead he just looks like he's lamenting the loss of his MCR cds



tbh mario is the only goddamn one who doesn't make me want to cry from awkwardness. werk dat coat





actually, basti does ok too. maybe they practice together




there's also a TON of random merch. like seriously, if they can stick a bayern logo on it, they're selling it. i did start to lovingly-make a collage of the best bits but my computer died so just imagine:



gnomes

WINE

candles (to set the mood for when you make love under your single-size bayern bedsheets)

sweeties (they taste like mario gomez's tears)

toaster AND toasted-sandwich maker AND eggcups for all of your breakfast needs

teddybea-- OH GOD WHAT IS THIS









honestly, do check out the source. there's plenty more awkward posing to be seen from ALL YOUR FAVE BAYERN PLAYERS!




this has been my first post here.

Comments

[g333n.livejournal.com]

I AM DYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[effingusernames.livejournal.com]

basti always looks good. all the time. anywhere. wearing a garbage bag or wearing nothing.

[effingusernames.livejournal.com]

also omg i wish i had time (note: no school) to follow this club :(
the catalog is really something :P

[soviet-star.livejournal.com]

Will have nightmares with that pic of van Bommel with the teddy bears. No kidding XD!

[araelwen.livejournal.com]

I AM HAPPY TO BE MODELLING IN THIS CATALOGUE

OMG DYING of laughter!

Also, I have to admit that I immediately ordered a catalogue for myself. There is way to much lulz to not own this.

[besanamo.livejournal.com]

I've had this catalogue for over a month, still haven't decided what to order. But it makes me lol whenever I flip through it. Congrats on a great first post!

[nefertitii.livejournal.com]

hahahhaha i cant stop laughing at this.

mullers blue steel
van bommel's call me and van bommel amidst teddies
oh dear.

gomez clearly is a model. something has to pay the bills. plus hes pretty enough to be one.

[danielachan.livejournal.com]

A+ :D

I really need to pay more attention to the bundesliga (I've been saying this for like a year now -_-)

[louistomlinson.livejournal.com]

Getting this catalogue now.

[randommiss90.livejournal.com]

I want a catalogue. I want the toaster and the rubberducky with lederhosen. I don't think there's another club out there with this much merchandising (except maybe Werder) and most of it is beyond pointless.

[guingel.livejournal.com]

OMG I LOVE THIS POST AND THIS CATALOG AND EVERYTHING IN IT AND ALL YOUR COMMENTS

EVEN THOUGH IT ALL ALMOST GOT ME FIRED BECAUSE I WAS CRACKING UP AT WORK.

[xbrokenglass.livejournal.com]

omg wonderful post.

werk it boyssssssss. haha if footballing doesn't work out.. modeling probably wont either haha.

[kotay3.livejournal.com]

I love this post! Muller; never change!
Lahm looks so cute and basti is looking hot. The Holger's model face is just hilarious!