Liverpool FC & The Mancs, the Garages (I don't even like cars)

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Pepe - The great, huge land rover that performs amazingly and has plenty of spare gas and tires for everyone

Degen - The free car that just gets beeped at loudly by the other cars.

Glen - The car that appears to be basic and just a simple, reliable drive but actually it's fast as fuck and very flashy.

Aurelio - The free car that has driven far better than expected but breaks down too often now and is probably going to be given away in the summer.

Insua - The compact, small car which was swapped for a long, shitty car and has become pretty boss. With further driving and customisation it could become a very reliable car for years to come.

Our centre backs - The cars Carra and Skrtel had a crash. Carra, the old and already damaged car should be written off. Skrtel, the promising and hard as fuck car can be repaired and improve on what it already was, a very good drive. The Greek is the rental car that is surprising everyone and could become a rental car for longer than expected. Agger is the more flashy car that has been improving steadily over the years. It breaks down too often now and needs way too many visits to the garage but hopefully that can be stopped so the car can become an amazing drive.

Lucas - The reliable car that does the needed drives without many faults or mistakes. Very unappreciated by lots of other cars and drivers, even those that are part of the same garage.

Masch - The appearance of this car could fool some but it actually has a very loud horn and engine. It stops other cars driving at the same time as being an amazing drive itself. It's a very valuable car. Others don't want to get in a crash with this one.

Stevie - The amazing, great, sensational car that has flat tires, possibly punctured. It can't even be bothered to try to pump them up.

Aquilani - The expensive new car that was bought with a damaged engine. The driver is scared to take it out for too many spins in case it breaks down on the motorway. 

Dirk - The car that seems to be running on full gas 99% of the time. Even during that other 1%, it drives like most other cars do on full gas.

Maxi - The new free car that was given to the driver by a friend. It has been driven a lot since it arrived and has been improving, the driver is working out how to make it run at it's best.

Babel - The car that can't be bothered to start it's engine even when the key is in and the pedal is down. It flashes it's lights sometimes but that's it.

Riera - The car that goes missing from your driveway for 3 months at a time then comes back for a month, only to disappear again. Not even the driver knows where it goes.

Yossi - The classy car that can be used on many sorts of drives, especially those with lots of turns. Very underrated by cars and drivers at different garages.

N'gog - A cheap car that has been customised and added to very successfully. It has become a promising car and with further customisation it could become a boss drive.

Nando - A great, amazing, sensational and beautiful car that gets it's windows smashed, starts driving again after being fixed but with cracks still in the windows, even then it is great, amazing, sensational and beautiful, then the windows are smashed again. Repeat roughly 7 times a year, it usually happens when around other Spanish cars.

VDS - Long and thin like a limo, but just as classy as a group of drunk 15 year old girls screaming out the window of one.

Neville - Not even a car, it's more of a slow gokart without wheels or an engine. It still makes the annoying noise.

Rafael + Fabio - They look the same, they are the same, they drive the same but the stearing wheel is on the left of one and the right of the other. They're fast and better than a gokart but no driver would want to own just one of them, that would defeat the point.

Vidic - A pretty boss car but it shouldn't be driven with a certain Spanish car around, it might suddenly change lane.

 

Ferdinand - It used to be a good car, then its roof was damaged and now it loses drag races and is easily overtaken.

Evra - It can't even deal with cars that have flat tires. I want awful things to fall in through it's sunroof.

Hargreaves - Very expensive but even when the wheels are repaired they puncture again, the experts can't fix it.

Carrick - When it runs well it has great control and is a very nice drive, most the time it's like driving a car with 3 wheels.

Fletcher - Not a classy car but it is reliable. The driver likes it because of the country on it's number plate but it's a good enough drive.

Giggs - This car doesn't like driving to Wales and has spent a lot of time in it's driver garage. It wins car show awards unjustly. The classiest car in this garage though.

Scholes - The car was good a while ago but the first word of the term 'exhaust pipe' is probably quite relevant.

Nani - A mixture between Aquilani the car, Babel the car and Yossi the car. It was expensive, it turns every now and again but in the end it doesnt like being driven in the slightest and it isnt very good at it.

Berbatov - Expensive, driven often, good at making the big car looking better by driving slightly behind it. Drives very slowly all the time.

Owen - This car basically doesn't have an owner. It has no garage to call it's own and every driver it's had knows it's going to drive off like a twat one day.

Rooney - Big, useful and recently has become a very good drive. It wont be used in any car adverts though.

Which cars are your clubs players like? (I can put this in my journal instead if it shouldn't be on here. It's the best way I could think of to explain our shit season, it doesn't really explain anything though..)

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That's really cool!!