Joe Cole: A Re-Introductory Field Guide *
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Despite what the evidence may suggest, he has not turned into a zombie.
Nor has he been unable to play due to a sudden case of giganticism.
Now he's back and ready to play
Ads
Just because he can't play doesn't mean he can't model for Chelsea.
Sometimes he models, just because he knows he looks good modeling.
With Children
Not only does he pose with children, he donates to charity.
So everyone say "Awe!"
Is that Lampy's scarf he's been wearing?
In Sweaters
If you ever see someone wearing sweaters like this, there's a good chance it's Joe Cole.
Variant on the theme.
Warning, constantly wearing sweaters may make you tired.
Caught by stalkers
No he will not smile for the camera.
At best you'll get some side-eye.
But he looks good, so don't stop your stalking.
Playing Fully Clothed
Just because he's wearing clothes doesn't mean you can't molest him with you eyes.
In fact, he seems to welcome it.
Their unibrows are bffs.
Shirtless and Proud of it
Things get better once the uniform comes off.
Add a child for extra cuteness.
Alternativly, add Lamps.
I'd like to thank the dedicated flickr user who composite this.
Along with a pictorial guide to removing your shirt for the gifted goal-scorer.
If you'd like to share any more pictures or gifs
Be sure to see him in action tomorrow where it's confirmed he'll be starting &hearts
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Date: 2009-09-22 10:15 pm (UTC)I have never heard of this person...
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Date: 2009-09-22 10:45 pm (UTC)Barcelona wasn't it??
I watched that moment many time ;)
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Date: 2009-09-22 10:48 pm (UTC);)
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Date: 2009-09-22 10:59 pm (UTC)isn't that the match we tied 2-2 with the Frank goal from the byline and a Drogs goal from a beautiful Joe assist???
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Date: 2009-09-22 11:09 pm (UTC). . .I'm probably more superstitious than JT.
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Date: 2009-09-22 11:23 pm (UTC)Awww I just saw Ess and Paulo being adorable together on SSN :D
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Date: 2009-09-22 11:45 pm (UTC)Damn my pre-DVR days :(
I wonder if it is on the Chelsea's best goals dvd my brother got me last Xmas??
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Date: 2009-09-22 11:50 pm (UTC)Go, go, go!
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