gerard fucking pique

[kenitafunk.livejournal.com]

so, gerard pique was in a spanish show named "el hormiguero" 

he looks fiiine 

there are 3 long videos, so i'm gonna be arrogant and i wont translate everything ( plus, my english is not that good), but i'll try to put the most important/funny staff
video 1: 1:30 "you had won everything, la liga, the champion, la copa and almost eurovision" lol
the guy asked him where are the best celebrations barcelona or manchester , pique said barcelona because it's more warm (the people), it's more like a  party , manchester is more complicated, more cold.
the wierd picture ¿culo o codo? ---> ass or elbow , he has to choose what he think it is and he said ass XD, then they showed him pep's motivation video ,  the net, he said he put part on a frame, he cut it and he gave some parts to his friends awwww
the guy (idk his name) asked why henry says the pique is the cachondo of the dressing room ( i need help here, to me cachondo it's like horny right?) he explains it's because he likes to party
the guy:what you do in a concentration?
pique: you get concentrated
it's late, if anybody wants to know anything about the others videos, just ask =)
 OT bonus: er zergio


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Comments

[adorerdollylux.livejournal.com]

ahhh i love that boy. unf.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_almagitana/]

ilovehim

[n720.livejournal.com]

Can someone pleeeease translate that lie detector stuff?

I LOVE PIQUE

[http://users.livejournal.com/_almagitana/]

first question was if instead of Gladiator, Pep made them watch Gladiator XXX.
Second question was if Puyi ws better looking in the mornings
Third question was that if it was true that when the Barca boys went to Vips (spanish chain restaurant) they always ordered more than one sandwich because they were Més que un club (lololololol). Piqué says he'll admit to going to Mcdonalds but not to Vips.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_almagitana/]

oh and cachondo can mean horny but here they're talking more about him being the prankster. He says Henry gets pissed off because he makes so much noise in the morning and doesn't let him sleep.
I ADORE EL HORMIGUERO OMG
lmao Puyol es más guapo cuando se levanta and the bad Vips joke is making me laugh too hard
HE IS SINGING THE CHAMPIONS ANTHEM I AM DYING

[bad-situation.livejournal.com]

So my mom and I were watching the championship game b/w Manchester United and Barcelona and I was telling her how unattractive ManU is and then it showed Gerard Pique and she says "oh but he's really cute!" and I was like "yeah mom, he's on Barcelona".


And Sergio ilu.

[c0rrine.livejournal.com]

this post me mata

...

um

i haven't even looked at the vids yet

hello serhio

[spritemuffin.livejournal.com]

awww, pique. too bad I speak all of 5 words in spanish


(also: sergio, goddamn boy, how do you make adjusting yourself seem sexy??)

[n720.livejournal.com]

HAHAH OMG PIQUE THE SCIENCE WHIZ
I love it. Thanks for posting these videos!

[c0rrine.livejournal.com]

LMAO THE PART WITH THE CL ANTHEM

more footballers need to be on this show, i fucking love cuatro so much

[kenitafunk.livejournal.com]

he was the first footballer in el hormiguero =)

[vivajenn.livejournal.com]

Geez, as if I didn't love this guy enough. x___x Unhealthy, Jenn! This is unhealthy!!

[n720.livejournal.com]

Same for me. Gerard Pique needs to quit playin' games with my heart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcifndLkEyM

[blueforever10.livejournal.com]

I am here for the Sergio and I am not disappointed.

WAIT!!

[kenitafunk.livejournal.com]

since when i'm fangirling pique?! wtf?


O_O

Re: WAIT!!

[vivajenn.livejournal.com]

WELCOME TO THE CLUB, GIRL!

[striker5.livejournal.com]

oh pique, you're so adorable! thanks for the funny translations!!

btw, who is the guy to the left of serhio's? he's like a cute, but slightly less chisled iker.

[kenitafunk.livejournal.com]

javier saviola (i think that's his left, i'm confuse, i need to sleep)

[dkcx3cesc.livejournal.com]

even the boys in the crowd are fangirling.

[n720.livejournal.com]

THIS

[m-aaryaa.livejournal.com]

LOL @ Sergio!
ps. I love the tag "i would hit that so hard". ;)

[oui-janine.livejournal.com]

Cannot watch viuds cos I am at work :(

But Sergio is looking good again... even his hair looks better. Or am I just distracted by his thighs? Mmm... thiiighs.

[shadow-sea.livejournal.com]

I've got my classics a-level tomorrow and REALLY should be revising, but I just spent half an hour watching these videos.
I can't understand a word they're saying.
What the fuck is wrong with me???

[n720.livejournal.com]

You have a case of Piquenbauer disease.

[ema-load.livejournal.com]

i don't have the time to watch the videos atm, but oh god, sergio's thighs. distracting.

[francesrobyn.livejournal.com]

I <3 Pique.......better yet I ADORE him

[xmakesmewonder.livejournal.com]

My Spanish-understanding skills amaze me sometimes. Even when I was having multiple fits during those videos. ♥

[c0rrine.livejournal.com]

[http://users.livejournal.com/_almagitana/]

ilu

[c0rrine.livejournal.com]

[n720.livejournal.com]

hahah love the GIFs! I would love to see one with him + lab coat = sexy

[crstianosrosary.livejournal.com]

lol i have never seen a show where they have celebs do 7th grade chemistry
this is excellent, thank you!

[herhayness.livejournal.com]

I've been spending hours online trying to learn Catalan because of Pique! Not good for my health, that Pique! What does he speak? Catalan or Spanish? Or both? I have this grandiose dream that someday I will go to Barcelona. I have to be prepared when I finally meet Pique. LOLOLOL.

[vivajenn.livejournal.com]

In Catalonia, they speak both Spanish and Catalan, so Gerard does the same.