bayern catalogue 2010/11 aka STICK TO THE DAY JOB

[whatwouldwasdo.livejournal.com]

ok so i saw these posted over at bayernmunich, but i think they need a wider audience. i think you'll find they're an interesting alternative to the arsenal post from a few days ago








i'm just going to expand what i posted in the viewing post because i capped some more stuff but most of the caps are from the original post by exsequar SO TY AND ENJOY



first, a small smorgasbord. toni why are you dipping






thomas starts off quite well. awwwwlookathisface







but then he unleashes BLUE STEEL





i'm honestly still trying to work out miro's expression. fear? boredom? lust?








franck knows u want some tho





I AM HAPPY TO BE MODELLING IN THIS CATALOGUE





pls take me seriously as a model ty





mark wonders y u no call


best page:


a) doublebiebs b) my name is philipp and i'm talking to my friend BASTI





i don't even know where to start with this

i think he was going for brooding but instead he just looks like he's lamenting the loss of his MCR cds



tbh mario is the only goddamn one who doesn't make me want to cry from awkwardness. werk dat coat





actually, basti does ok too. maybe they practice together




there's also a TON of random merch. like seriously, if they can stick a bayern logo on it, they're selling it. i did start to lovingly-make a collage of the best bits but my computer died so just imagine:



gnomes

WINE

candles (to set the mood for when you make love under your single-size bayern bedsheets)

sweeties (they taste like mario gomez's tears)

toaster AND toasted-sandwich maker AND eggcups for all of your breakfast needs

teddybea-- OH GOD WHAT IS THIS









honestly, do check out the source. there's plenty more awkward posing to be seen from ALL YOUR FAVE BAYERN PLAYERS!




this has been my first post here.

Comments

Re: ok i'll stop spamming this up now

[wall-upper.livejournal.com]

oh god idk. maybe you could hang your FCB blanket over the window? the catalogue even gives you the choice between "cosy blanket" and "cost fleece blanket". charming.

what... is that? idk. it reminds me of the containers you buy sweets in at the fair.
PS i found something else for your mantelpiece bb http://shop.fcbayern.de/en/190/56/-fcb-Traditional_Costume_Garden_Gnom--/

Re: ok i'll stop spamming this up now

[wall-upper.livejournal.com]

*cosy

Re: ok i'll stop spamming this up now

[jowlia.livejournal.com]

hahahah BOTH, i say.

yeah, i thought of little baked peanut packages they sell here.. but it felt strange in a catalog.. wait.. what am i even saying, like anything looks strange at this point

LAKLDJAD LMFAO GOD. A 32cm lederhosen bayern gnome is JUST WHAT I NEEDED. hahahahah god, there is none.

Re: ok i'll stop spamming this up now

[wall-upper.livejournal.com]

http://shop.fcbayern.de/en/221/112/-fcb-FC_Bayern_Monopoly--/

OK MY LIFE = MADE
anyway lol going to bed now, night bb! <3

Re: ok i'll stop spamming this up now

[jowlia.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAH THIS.

good night bb <3

Re: ok i'll stop spamming this up now

[jowlia.livejournal.com]

ok, so, they DID think about all the details.



mk now its my turn to go to bed ~