ontd_football | bayern catalogue 2010/11 aka STICK TO THE DAY JOB

ok so i saw these posted over at

bayernmunich, but i think they need a wider audience. i think you'll find they're an interesting alternative to the arsenal post from a few days ago

i'm just going to expand what i posted in the viewing post because i capped some more stuff but most of the caps are from the original post by

exsequar SO TY AND ENJOY

first, a small smorgasbord. toni why are you dipping

thomas starts off quite well. awwwwlookathisface

but then he unleashes BLUE STEEL

i'm honestly still trying to work out miro's expression. fear? boredom? lust?

franck knows u want some tho

I AM HAPPY TO BE MODELLING IN THIS CATALOGUE

pls take me seriously as a model ty

mark wonders y u no call

best page:

a) doublebiebs b) my name is philipp and i'm talking to my friend BASTI

i don't even know where to start with this

i think he was going for brooding but instead he just looks like he's lamenting the loss of his MCR cds

tbh mario is the only goddamn one who doesn't make me want to cry from awkwardness. werk dat coat

actually, basti does ok too. maybe they practice together

there's also a TON of random merch. like seriously, if they can stick a bayern logo on it, they're selling it. i did start to lovingly-make a collage of the best bits but my computer died so just imagine:

gnomes

WINE

candles (to set the mood for when you make love under your single-size bayern bedsheets)

sweeties (they taste like mario gomez's tears)

toaster AND toasted-sandwich maker AND eggcups for all of your breakfast needs

teddybea-- OH GOD WHAT IS THIS

honestly, do check out the source. there's plenty more awkward posing to be seen from ALL YOUR FAVE BAYERN PLAYERS!

this has been my first post here.

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LOL yeah i just skimmed through just now... and i'll admit i dont recall any of the clothes, since i was looking at the models, so.. w/e.. marketing fail, if you ask me.

LOOOOL

i think my personal favourite item would be the bayern-logo toy truck. i mean, what? i dont even.

Bayern pacifier hahahah

but seriously...

like a REGULAR bayern rubberducky wasn't enough?

LMAO. just in case you wanted, you know, a duck wearing lederhosen.

i need that in my life

i need THIS in my life

and i dont even have a garden

WHO CARES, GARDEN IS NOT COMPULSORY! put it on your mantelpiece as an ornament! classy shit right there

LOOOOOOOOOL oh you <3333

i srsly need to get to munich and raid that store;; ARE YOU COMING?!

YES OF COURSE, DEAR! ROAD TRIP TO MUNICH Y/Y???
i wonder if they make those trucks in life-size, we'll need one for all our merch

MOST DEFINITELY.

I'm NOT going home without a couple of these:

OMG HOW DID I MISS THAT.

you could get and FCB ice bath filled with FCB ice for your FCB wine, which you can drink from FCB glasses using an FCB coaster, sitting at a table with your FCB table runner, in a room with your FCB doormat and FCB wallpaper. wow they really thought this shit through

it sounds like the setting for some episode of criminal minds

reid is hot

ok im done

lol yes. And in the closet are the heads of FCB players, organized neatly on top of an FCB blanket.

LMFAO XDDDD

hmm im not sure, did we see any FCB curtains in that catalog? how are we gonna sleep late in our FCB bedsheets and FCB pillows after we turn off our FCB alarm clocks if the sun keeps getting in?

btw, wth is this?

oh god idk. maybe you could hang your FCB blanket over the window? the catalogue even gives you the choice between "cosy blanket" and "cost fleece blanket". charming.

what... is that? idk. it reminds me of the containers you buy sweets in at the fair.
PS i found something else for your mantelpiece bb http://shop.fcbayern.de/en/190/56/-fcb-Traditional_Costume_Garden_Gnom--/

*cosy

hahahah BOTH, i say.

yeah, i thought of little baked peanut packages they sell here.. but it felt strange in a catalog.. wait.. what am i even saying, like anything looks strange at this point

LAKLDJAD LMFAO GOD. A 32cm lederhosen bayern gnome is JUST WHAT I NEEDED. hahahahah god, there is none.

http://shop.fcbayern.de/en/221/112/-fcb-FC_Bayern_Monopoly--/

OK MY LIFE = MADE
anyway lol going to bed now, night bb! <3

HAHAHAHAH THIS.

good night bb <3

ok, so, they DID think about all the details.

mk now its my turn to go to bed ~

CREEPIN BACK IN HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT I GOOGLED IT (as i always do when i don't know something) and found out that

"A "Schultüte" (or School Cone, even though the word "Tüte" translates more as "bag" from German), often also called Zuckertüte ("sugar bag", especially in Eastern Germany) is a paper (and later plastic) bag in particular.

When children in Germany set off for their first day in school upon entering first grade, their parents and/or grandparents present them with a big cardboard cone, prettily decorated and filled with toys, chocolate, candies, school supplies, and various other goodies. It is given to children to make this anxiously awaited first day of school a little bit sweeter."

i thought it was an icing/piping bag tho

THANK YOU FOR THE INFO BB ♥

Also.. i wonder what world of bayern toys, bayern chocolate, bayern school supplies and various other bayern goodies lie in bayern there.

I assume you mean the cone?

It's something given to German kids on the first day of school. I know when I went to kindergarten here in the US, my parents still continued the tradition. I was pumped for the candy!

bayern catalogue 2010/11 aka STICK TO THE DAY JOB

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