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Premier League

Liverpool 2- 3 Swansea City

I just don't understand Liverpool at all. Give us the big teams and we show up! Like, STONKING!

Relegation teams like Swansea? Eh, we can't be bothered. The Swans bought Tom Carroll from Spurs for £5m, and wouldn't you believe it, the Spurs reject set up a goal. T*****r

I love me some Firmino, but we're missing Mané. Bigly

Yes, he is!

Stoke City 1 - 1 Man United

I don't know if I like the kit. I like the colour and marl but... ehh. Anyway! Wayne Rooney scored 250 goals for Manchester United, breaking Sir Bobby Charlton's record!

He also saved Juan Mata's blushes for the OG

Anatomy of Rooney's goal kick

What kind of knock off Madrid Presentation is this? They unvieled Berahino at Stoke

Manchester City 2-2 Tottenham Hotspur

This game was lit. Guardiola was too good a manager to roll over and die, and Pochettino has infused his Spurs team with a nasty side. Lloris had a bad day at the office, and Winks is growing in stature

Lloris was away with the fairies. LOL, Dele and Sonny saved his blushes. Spurs were LUCKY to come away with a point

The face of a man who knows he messed up

Ewww at this kit. The sky blues. I know that English skies are dingy but... ANYWAY! Yoooo, What about that Jesus Gabriel/Gabriel Jesus? Who is HE?!

WHO. IS. GABRIEL JESUS?

Bundesliga

Werder Bremen 1- 2 Borussia Dortmund

Tuchel was happy!

Did you see what the Bremen goalie did? Studs up, scraped right across this BVB player's thigh. If you can find the clip, can you post it here? Thank you!

La Liga

Real Madrid 2 - 1 Malaga

Stop, drop and roll, because Ramos is on fire

He's just a scoring beast

Tried to dab. SMH

Serie A

Ligue 1

OP: Not done! I will be back to finish this post. LJ keeps logging me off, and then when I log in, only half the posts are done. Nightmare! Talk amongst you until I return. Someone do the tags for me, please!