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Eibar players apologise after sex tape goes viral However, the players also moved to stress that the recording is of "a private act which took place between fully consenting adults, within the scope of the freedoms we all enjoy".

Isco: "If I don't get into the starting 11, I'd like to move on" About time, I guess

Thomas Tuchel has reportedly fallen out with Dortmund’s chief scout Why can't we be friends? Another article goes into detail here

Barton is alleged to have made 44 bets on football matches between 1st July and 15th September 2016. But why?

Bob Bradley trying to teach Swansea to play soccer, bemused players report
spoof article-- I hope!

Pictures

Last night, there was an event for players who scored 100 or more goals in the PL. Ahh Micheal Owen- I wish you were as good a pundit as you were a player

Social Media

WHAT?

National Teams

Italian NT

Donnaruma rolls up to the Azzuri

Looking sickening in dem suits. *Looks at England NT in M&S suits, weeps bitterly*

Surprised that um... Pelle is still being recalled to the Italian side after pissing off to China

Hmmm...

German NT

Huh. How do those red tension elastics work?

Is that an army green?

Not that I care, but... what's this I hear about Hummels being shirty to supporters?

England NT

Michael Keane, Dele Alli and John Stones. People are supposedly looking at Stones as a future captain? I'm not mad re: a defender being a captain, and the way how he's conducted himself re: the two transfer windows when he'd have been very unsettled, I can respect that. I don't know much about him as a personality in the dressing room tbh. I wait to be convinced. I'm happy for Michael Keane's call up. Former Man United academy talent who got sold after that loss to MK Dons. So in essence, Dele Alli (the lad next to him) cost him his place at Man United, and now they're together on the NT. LOL, football is entirely too small

Joe Hart is baccck. I wanted to hear his interview re: his Italian adventure, but it seems to be all about Roo---zzzzzz and Southgate

Ugh, golfing is a good walk spoilt

Wales NT

I'm putting this picture up b/c Bale's face is in shadow

Is Bale getting even *bigger*? Looks proper hench

Ben Davies got an A Level in advanced Math. Respect!

Nice kit! This lad, I forget his name, sorry! He plays for Barnsley. A northern team (John Stones started from that academy, iirc) in the second tier of English football

OP: Done! Cheers, jeers, corrections and commentary pushback, you know the drill!