weekend football

[jazzypom.livejournal.com]

EPL
Stoke City 1- 4 Man City

Stoke have been terrible these past two matches. Man City shouldn't have run the roost like they did

The Daily Mail kills me. After posting a blistering write up re: Sterling post Euros, they're all, "I don't know why he isn't well liked" but ehh, I'm not a fan of Sterling, tbh, so I'm non plussed. I'll cheer for England, whether he's in the squad or not

Bojan converted a penalty from City. Shawcross showed why he hasn't been called up by England so far. Elbows that gave away penalties to Man City

Burnley 2- 0 Liverpool

Gray did Liverpool a solid, because of his tweets, no one is slating Jürgen Klopp for getting everything WRONG in this match


Ahhh yes, you can't be a certain kind of black guy without hating on black women. SMH

SMH, his people must be West Indian

Vokes and Gray were the two scorers

Swansea City 0 - 2 Hull

Hull City is the first promoted side in history to win two games on the trot in the top flight

Tottenham Hotspur 1- 0 Crystal Palace

This is a man with a lot on his mind. Eriksen's stalling contract agreements, Paul Mitchell leaving in a huff, Nabil Bentaleb given his walking orders, Dele Alli's head's probably gone... all is a bit restless at Tottenham Hotspur. I had an Algerian asking me in France- what did Bentaleb do?

Pochettino sent out two strikers (Kane and Jansen) against Crystal Palace - only for a midfielder to score

Their new lad from Soton -Victor Wanyama

Watford 1 -2 Chelsea

Supposedly the coaches of Watford and Chelsea have beef- over the Watford coach stealing the Chelsea coach's tactic of a three to the back whilst they were in Serie A? That's sooo Italian football


West Bromwich Albion 1- 2 Everton

Everton came from behind to win

Barry is a new man

If I just... lay here


Leicester City 0- 0 Arsenal

Leicester City supporters want to fix their faces and kvetch about missed penalties. When those t***** were doing handballs left, right and centre last season, the referees looked the other way and you got off scot free. The ball is round, you *******


Serie A

Roma 4- 0 Udinese

Roma converted two penalties. What the what?

This haircut is sharp

Former Man City and Chelsea players, top flight football is too small

Juventus 2- 1 Fiorentina

Higuain ambled off the bench and scored

La Liga
Barcelona 6- 2 Real Betis

Welp

New season, same story

A bit boring, really

Granada 1- 1 Villarreal

Sevilla 6-4 Espanyol

Football at the Olympics -_-
Brazil 1-1 Germany (5-4 penalties)


Brazil, Australia and South Africa share the same kit colours. Huh.

Brazil defeated Germany and got their gold medal - in *that* stadium

OP: done! Cheers, jeers, corrections, commentary pushback and overlooked news- you know the drill

Comments

[eva]

Cech was being silly. Keepers almost always look so awkward doing these things, as if they have to think about it longer than other players.

[funhouse.livejournal.com]

me all up in yesterday's post talking about ronaldo and the euro finals when i was thinking about the champions league final 😒

[lady-teazle.livejournal.com]

For me, it's Jamaica, Australia, and Brazil. I see the yellow and green and black start losing track of who's who.

Those tweets, JFC. :/

Weight or no weight, Higuain's scoring mojo remains, which is what really counts.

My phone said "Burnley 2 -Liverpool 0" yesterday and my eyebrows crawled off my forehead.

[ananasonastick.livejournal.com]

Weight or no weight, Higuain's scoring mojo remains,


I hope he loses those kilos but the jokes even Juve fans make sre hilarious

When you see mcdonalds https://t.co/dfmhdBjtub (https://t.co/dfmhdBjtub)

— hash (@hashim0307) August 20, 2016 (https://twitter.com/hashim0307/status/767095106054881280)

[ananasonastick.livejournal.com]

I want Arsene to spend some $$$

When Jamie Vardy turns you down, Gonzalo Higuain goes to Juventus and Riyad Mahrez signs a new contract… pic.twitter.com/ZJYmJLNL9N (https://t.co/ZJYmJLNL9N)

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) August 17, 2016 (https://twitter.com/br_uk/status/766007802254888961)