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[jazzypom.livejournal.com]

News

• Johnson tells jury @SunderlandAFC knew he admitted kissing the schoolgirl with tongues and of the Whatsapp exchanges Wait, according to Johnson, Sunderland knew he was grooming a minor and let it pass? If true, UGH


• Everton transfer report: Barcelona considering taking up buy-back option on Gerard Deulofeu
  Oy?


• Guus Hiddink has changed atmosphere of Chelsea dressing room, says Mikel Wants him to be manager because he doesn't hold grudges


• Zlatan Ibrahimovic tells Paris Saint-Germain he wants to leave in the summer
  Bye

Pictures
Players on the move!

I like a good waistcoat and tie

Hugo Boss does GOOD coats. Must put this coat on my vision board!

Jogging. Bleurgh. I do it, but jogging will never be amazing to me, just bearable!

Shrewsbury 0- 3 Manchester United

Before people get TOO hype, it's Shrewsbury, for real

Gossip and pictures


Can someone tell me where I can get this jersey? I like the colours and it seems to be a CL special edition one. Guardiola snipped at the journos yesterday because they were wining him up. The PL mixed zone is no better, boo.

Totti and Roma's new manager aren't seeing eye to eye, so he might move on


Memes/confessions

Who will prevail

LOL, is this true?

LOL, what?

Ho oh? What say you?

If ever a club needed a good DOF, this is one. Why Sir Alex Ferguson never pushed for it whilst leaving, or the look getting around to that when he made his retirement clear is beyond me

OP: done! Cheers, jeers, corrections and commentary pushback, you know the drill, yeah?

Comments

[ananasonastick.livejournal.com]

BRB, finding a pigeon so I can send Allegri a word to sign Zlatan.

Heartwarming scenes at Turin's Caselle Airport.
"Ciao, Berni!" 🇮🇹
"Guten Tag, J!" 🇩🇪 #JuveFCB (https://twitter.com/hashtag/JuveFCB?src=hash) #UCL (https://twitter.com/hashtag/UCL?src=hash) pic.twitter.com/qu85dMrASn (https://t.co/qu85dMrASn)

— JuventusFC (@juventusfcen) luty 22, 2016 (https://twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/701762409770393600)

And yes - Reus is the new Beckham because he is ugly af.

'm trying to find info how many women work with first teams etc. - can any of you recommend an article or two? i read this one already (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/mar/07/women-football-survey-karren-brady)

[funhouse.livejournal.com]

i've never got it about beckham

don't get it about reus either

[postingwhore.livejournal.com]

Bayern has a woman do logistics stuff for the first team, but idk if there's an article in English about her.

[ananasonastick.livejournal.com]

do you know her name?

[postingwhore.livejournal.com]

Found an article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2595073/Meet-Kathleen-Kruger-The-blonde-Bayern-Munichs-bench-woman-Team-Manager-Bundesliga.html

[ananasonastick.livejournal.com]

thank you! <3

[marsyke.livejournal.com]

I have a late class tonight, so I hope I'll be able to watch at least some part of the first half.
Gotta love Thomas Müller.

Lol those confessions.

And how disgusting is the Johnson story? He clearly abused his position as a rich football player. I hope they punish him harshly. But either way, his career is over. ( at least I hope so but watch him make tons of money somewhere far off)

[lady-teazle.livejournal.com]

It's just gross. Obviously the guy was in no way ready to be a father, for one thing, though that's no excuse whatsoever. And now that he's done this, I'd never trust him again around tween/teenage girls. Imagine growing up, knowing what your dad had done. Yuck.

[sassysailorgirl.livejournal.com]

That Manuel Neuer "confession" made me giggle, but oh, so true!

My poor Man United. I hate watching my lads in such a state.

Man United

[jazzypom.livejournal.com]

Need to take a leaf out of Juventus and Bayern's books and get a DOF for first, because Manchester United have a style of football under Fergie that was the United way, and LvG (and Mourinho) aren't those men.

[the4thjuliek.livejournal.com]

I hope you guys get your act together against Midtjylland on Thursday.

[ananasonastick.livejournal.com]

I hope they won't

[sassysailorgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, so do I! It's one horror show after another.

[lady-teazle.livejournal.com]

Manuel > Statue of David? Manuel on a pedestal, stark naked. It's a good image. XD

Not sure I understand the Joe Hart one. Is this person saying Joe's performances on the pitch must equate to his romantic life? How the hell does s/he know? Hmph.

Thank God we beat the Strawberries, and yes, we need a really knowledgeable DOF.

Becks is 1000% more stylish than Chicken, but yeah, I see the resemblance. Don't cry Marco, I still love you.

[the4thjuliek.livejournal.com]

Satan is looking sharp! And is he holding a Huawei phone?

[lady-teazle.livejournal.com]

I think so. It definitely isn't an iThing.

[postingwhore.livejournal.com]

Wow, I would never have expected to see an European holding a Huawei phone O_O

[ananasonastick.livejournal.com]

[the4thjuliek.livejournal.com]

That explains it!

[funhouse.livejournal.com]

Hart seems like he'd be into dandruff play tbh

[lady-teazle.livejournal.com]

I just read the article on Hiddink's relaxathon at Chelsea:

“He has given responsibility to people and expects them to thrive on it and make sure they do it in way where they feel comfortable. I think that is what the players are showing now.” He added: “You can see Diego. It takes a lot to get Diego in a good mood.”

LMAO at the last bit. :D