ontd_football | transfer round up (Reply)

Chatter from the sidelines

Chelsea youngster Wallace seals loan move to Serie A newcomers Carpi
Another Chelsea academy talent on the move

Liverpool sign Benteke This is my :/' face. Sounds like a Rodgers signing, and might be another expensive mistake, because Rodgers' style of team play mightn't suit his game? Sound off in the comments ~~come at me heaux~~

Arsène Wenger on retiring: ‘Sir Alex has his horses. I have no horses’ I guess it means he won't retire, then?

Chelsea fans banned over Paris Metro racism At least punishment has been issued. In Russia they might have gotten medals, tbh.

Jamaica is in the final of Copa America Huzzah. Too bad the match is too late for me

City have offered Kevin De Bruyne a 5 (+1) year deal. His agents are in discussions with Wolfsburg. I thought he loved Germany, never to come back, tbh

Revealed! 'Secret' Manchester United transfer target is Fernando Llorente of Juventus < a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/revealed-secret-manchester-united-transfer-6110835">Rumour has it that Llorente is waiting for Real Madrid to tip their hat

Draxler plays in Schalke friendly as Juventus move hits snag Juventus is all, "Gotta get them all"

Pep Guardiola to run as pro-Catalan independence candidate in regional elections Doesn't he have to live in the country, though?

Mario Balotelli's future in his own hands as Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers says it's up to the striker if he wants to fight Ugh, for the sake of Balotelli's career and piece of mind, he should go back to Serie A. Rodgers doesn't want him, and with Benteke's arrival well...

Pictures

Chelsea 2- 4 Red Bull. You know what they say, Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!

Ugh, Red Bull. Their teams are the scourge of whatever sport they're in, and their drink is rank

Last picture, because I won't tarry with Chelsea if I can help it

Goatze looks bloated here? What's his vice? Booze?

Douglas Costa showing what he can do

Bayern deigning to play nice with the Chinese, ~~since that's where the money is at~~ to grow their brand.

The fans in South Eastern Asia are pretty dedicated. A scrap book of pictures of the fan and himself

Image from the scrap books

Firmino at LFC. The excitement around the new crop of players is palpable- but then it's remembered that Brendan Rodgers is still the coach

I've given up on NB anything. With Adidas, at least their stuff is one note, but decent. NB is just U-L-G-Y, they ain't got no alibi. They ugly. They ugly

Luis Garcia is an LFC ambassador, and he likes his Sangria

Jemma Jameson, the first 'superstar' of porn is a Manchester United fan. No kidding about the superstar aspect, she was bigger than Traci Lords in her heyday. Had her own company, and you got the feeling that if she'd had exploded now (before porn got to be free) she would have gotten makeup companies onside, that sort of thing

OP: done! Cheers, jeers, corrections and commentary pushback you know the drill!