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ext_18328 ([identity profile] jazzypom.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] ontd_football2015-04-15 08:16 am

Champions League!






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Atletico Madrid 0- 0 Real Madrid

Spanish fans, and the Spanish FA not giving two tosses, what's new? Antiblackness in Europe, again, what's new?

Watching this match, I see why Mourinho craves Varane and allegedly wants him at Chelsea. Varane was working, doing his JOB- and how!

Atletico Madrid started this match terribly. Their goal keeper made six saves in the first half. Six! I hope Simeone bought him a drink. Anyway, this is James' attempt at a goal kick. An attempt was made

It was an ugly, brutal match. Elbows and teeth. Blood was shed. Yes. Football demands sacrifice. Marcelo was so good

Turin was no slouch either. His hold up, dribbling, body strength- let me stop, OMG

Bale tried it. I read that he had surgery to pin back his ears as soon as he got some money. Okay, but what about his hair though? Nah, I'll stop ragging on him, he's grown on me- like a fungus. The English media are trying to get people to cheer for Real Madrid because Bale is the last British player left in the competition. People throw back their head, laugh and say 'No'

Mandz got elbowed, and bitten by Real Madrid players. Yes, bitten! Caravajal? Anyway, some Real Madrid supporters were defending the biting - "At least he's not as bad as Suarez?" This is where I ask- were you all born in a barn? Biting isn't acceptable! Ever!

In my eyes, Sergio Ramos is the true captain of Real Madrid. Also, I think him and Alberto Moreno must have decided to get the same hair cut talking over Skype or something. Why it looking like a surgical scar though?

So. Much. Head(ers).

Attacks blunted on both sides

Real Madrid, smarting from the seven times they've met Atletico Madrid and unable to defeat them, came with tonnes of testosterone today

My MOTM right here. A good goal keeper can save your house, marriage, and this case, Champions League chances

Sums up the match, really

Bonus

Juventus 1- 0 Monaco

Penalty

Pirlo, statesman of the game, claps for the fans

The grand dame of Serie A had her subjects turn out in their finery

The atmosphere expectant, jubilant, for she demands no less

Her soldiers take their picture

Tevez high on his successful penalty

Buffon tested but not beaten

Missive of his deeds sent far and wide into the twittersphere

Pirlo did his work

Ouch at that ink

Claudio laid out by Yannick

When on his feet, Marchisio did damage.

Looking at the Nike kit for the last time. They'll be moving to Adidas this season

OP: done! Cheers, jeers and commentary pushback, you know the drill! Question, can anyone give me hints in developing language listening skills for my Spanish listening? I'm crap right now. Thanks!

Now on to football :D

[identity profile] the4thjuliek.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
I got bored 20 minutes into the Madrid derby and switched to Juve-Monaco. Monaco weren't bad, they parked the bus a lot but also attacked a bit. They learnt well from the match against Arsenal. Juve started out sluggishly. Vidal and Tevez missed a number of good opportunities but they played better in the second half and deserved the penalty.

Morata was completely useless which is good.

And speaking of useless strikers, Benz supposedly had a terrible match. He needs to be benched. How he gets away with flopping and 1/5th of the criticism Bale gets is beyond me. And Crispy was also pretty bad? And lmao, Real fans defending Carvajal. I'll be shocked if the UEFA takes any action against him.

No Arab players need apply to Israeli football team, coach says

I read about that and there is so much I could say about it but I'm not going to because I don't wanna get into such subjects.

Asked if he didn’t think bringing in an Arab player would help change the racist culture of the fans, Levi replied: “Let the education minister change the culture and not ask us to change the culture of a people that is centuries old.”

Levi said his job was to “coach the team, not to educate anyone.”


I just...I can't.

And that letter from Tactics Tim, Gooner and Scourge of White Hart Lane was really heart warming. A lot of the Spurs supporters are very bitter that they lost to him, I hear.

RE: Re: Now on to football :D

[identity profile] the4thjuliek.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
I lurk on Cartilage Free Captain and the COYS subreddit (always good to think what the enemy is up to :D) and 99% of the fans are against Europa. They hate the Thursday matches (which I agree, isn't great) and many of them think the team can push for top 4 without it. Now, I think that less matches will indeed help them in the league but Chelsea won the Europa League in 2013 and still managed to come in #2 under Benitez (leaving aside the fact they have money for squad depth and all).

RE: Now on to football :D

[identity profile] riellemayer.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
Cris had 40 touches last night lol. 40!

Carvajal deserved a dark red last night. Absolutely ridiculous. He fell into their game and it was way beyond stupid of him to lash out like that.

RE: Now on to football :D

[identity profile] the4thjuliek.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
My tumblr timeline is full of Real fans defending Carvajal, saying that Mandzu was the one pulling his collar and he couldn't 'help' it. And how on earth did Mandzu and Horse-Face not get sent off either?

RE: Now on to football :D

[identity profile] riellemayer.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
I bet they're the same fans who defended Cris earlier this season when he pulled the same shit lol

There was more than one incident with Mandzu pulling on his collar iirc and Dani has a temper. They kept bumping into each other all night, so I expected drama but not that.

The ref brought Ramos together with someone (Rául? I forget) and made them touch butts to calm down, idk.. He did get a yellow!

RE: Now on to football :D

[identity profile] the4thjuliek.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
He did get a yellow!

Haha, how surprising.

People are still shitting on Bale though :(

RE: Now on to football :D

[identity profile] mrscrapbag.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
i mean, he did miss a clear scoring opportunity in the first 20 mins, i think, so i guess some of the hate is understandable. though bale was lively and benzema was the more lackluster tbh. he was just completely toothless last night. idk what's gotten into him. he should've been subbed off in the 2nd half for isco tbh.

RE: Now on to football :D

[identity profile] riellemayer.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol I'm not surprised. Cris had 40 touches, Benzema was fucking useless and somehow everything is still Bale's fault. Unreal. I really hate these "Madridistas". Benzema missed one of, if not the, best chances last night and not a peep on that. No, let's focus on Bale. The hate is so lopsided.

RE: Now on to football :D

[identity profile] the4thjuliek.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I never thought I'd warm up to Gareth fucking Bale but the Madridistas have managed to convert me.

RE: Now on to football :D

[identity profile] mundodeamor.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol, same here! I actually feel sorry for him.