End Of The World Arrives Early...

[jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com]

What the title says...



And it was TWICE, actually!

Comments

[lady-teazle.livejournal.com]

Lol! Yes, I was on today's match post, watching Man Utd and then Schalke, when I learned that he'd actually scored not one, but TWO goals. The apocalypse is upon us. :p

Maybe Abramovich should sign Di Matteo up? It seems to be working well. With Terry & Lamps as co-managers, of course. XD

[xorn.livejournal.com]

My baby daddy.

[jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com]

I was watching Raul on the bottom of a delicious man-pile when he scored Schalke's third and the Twitter feed lit up!

I loled.

Then he did it again!

Gosh...

(On the subject of the man-pile - if they'd been alone, Fuchs would have kissed him! Seen the footage? I need a gif.)

[marsyke.livejournal.com]

He looks so happy!
It was about time though, I really felt sorry for him.

[lady-teazle.livejournal.com]

I missed Raul's goal, as I was still watching United. I'm going to hit up YouTube or 101goals later. I have no idea how to make gifs, btw, so I'm useless in this regard.

I'd love to see that manpile in gif or video form. xd

[jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com]

Chamakh will be lobbing them in at this point.

Also: Crouchy just scored.

See? Trends. Signs. Omens. Disaster.

[jackjonesie.livejournal.com]

This, but re: Jonny Evans.

[marsyke.livejournal.com]

We're just waiting for Andy Carroll to score then.

[lafuriarosa.livejournal.com]

Knew you could do it Nando. Now keep scoring so we can have some Sernando action at the Euros!

[blackjedii.livejournal.com]

waiting for http://hasfernandotorresscoredforchelsea.com/ to update right now

more importantly HOW LONG BEFORE HE GOES COMPLETELY BLONDE AND THEN TURNS INTO A GIANT MONKEY-ALIEN AND RAMPAGES UNTIL SOMEONE SHOOTS THE MOOOOON

[blackjedii.livejournal.com]

also

THINGS TO DO WHEN FERNANDO TORRES SCORES DOUBLE

1) Buy a lottery ticket

2) Get stocked up on green beans and/or non-perishable items

[thelichen.livejournal.com]

can't help but be a bit happy for him, tbh.

...as long as he doesn't scored against liverpool in may, that is :P

[lafuriarosa.livejournal.com]

Nothing close to resembling a bitchface there. He must be so relieved and happy.

[athy-songs.livejournal.com]

My first thought was that now it has to be Chamahk or Gervinho's turn.

[thelichen.livejournal.com]

in-deed.

[sashay-away.livejournal.com]

Sergio loves u nando.

[ohbubbajoan.livejournal.com]

yeah, i'm happy for him and all but you know what would be ace? do it against City.

YES TORRES YOU CAN (well now we know you do)

[verses.livejournal.com]

EVEN A BROKEN CLOCK IS RIGHT TWICE A LITTLE OVER A DAY.

[verses.livejournal.com]

I felt weird responding "YES TORRES BE AWESOME AGAINST CITY" to a Chelsea fan but then I realized it was just you and our ugly second kit.

[jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com]

OMG YOUR ICON

[modernnlove.livejournal.com]

FINALLY.

[taperkat.livejournal.com]

Finally!

ofc if he always needed comforting my door was open

*slurks quietly away*

[postingwhore.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, I hope someone makes a gif of that moment! That sounds pretty amazing.

[izuzumi.livejournal.com]

the lottery numbers are going to be his number on the shirt plus the minutes that he scored in this game, for sure!

[hadesgirl.livejournal.com]

Maybe it means an Iker score is upon us?

[spainawards2008.livejournal.com]

He ended up with a hat trick tonight... just to prove a point.

[lafuriarosa.livejournal.com]

Whaddya reckon? Llorente, Soldado, and Torres for the Euros? Just keep improving Fernando!

[ohbubbajoan.livejournal.com]

you didn't recognize Valencia in his flawless desmostration of love at United.


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not even know what to say, rachel. SMDH

[verses.livejournal.com]

I WAS SCROLLING BY ALL THE BLUE CHELSEA WELL WISHES, AVERTING MY EYES FROM THE SPECIFIC ICON CONTENT

[d-asterisk.livejournal.com]

NANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not only a goal, but 2 goals and 2 assists!
I'm so happy for him! It was obvious Chelskis were super-duper excited for come back of el nino ;)
I don't mind world coming to an end as long as Nando keeps scoring and he stays happy!

[d-asterisk.livejournal.com]

OMG! Someone who has screen shot of Nando and his amazing hotness, PLEASE share!
The thing I was watching got switched to Stoke vs Liperpool as soon as CFC game was over..... I missed the whole glorious celebratory thing!

[robinsparkle.livejournal.com]

lol Soldado is always going to one-up Torres now. I'll be a little annoyed if Torres gets a Euro start over Soldado.

[mhfromnh.livejournal.com]

if he even gets near Pepe the cat will take him out.

[mhfromnh.livejournal.com]

2012

[emeraldxdew.livejournal.com]

Aww, I'm happy for Nando!!! And that blond hair is really working for me, pleezzz keep it.

If only Chelsea played against second-rate teams more often...

[d-asterisk.livejournal.com]

Glorious and hotter-than-ever NANDO that vivalalana mentioned above.
Also this is a perfect example of Chelsea FC: Skin When You’re Winning (http://www.kickette.com/chelsea-fc-skin-when-youre-winning/)

[thelichen.livejournal.com]

good to know the anfield cat has our backs when our defense fails, haha.

[pinkprincessnat.livejournal.com]

Fantastic game :D :D

[robinsparkle.livejournal.com]

Him being all smiley after his goal made me happy. I still think he'd thrive at a different club, but I really am glad he's scoring again. I cant help but feel bad for him.


However, as a Liverpool fan, I did kinda laugh to myself when I saw that his goals came from a very poor keeper from a lower side. I cant help it! It's hard to feel happy for him for longer than a few minutes :p

[th1rte3n.livejournal.com]

[lady-teazle.livejournal.com]

My wish is granted! Thank you. :)

[lady-teazle.livejournal.com]

Bit late now, but here's some laughably over-the-top tidbits from F365:

Nando, Nando, Nando
"Incidentally, we were as charmed as anyone to see Fernando's little face light up as he finally remembered what those white post things were for on Sunday, but as expected the coverage is a little...well, over the top.

'DID YOU EVER DROUGHT ME?' bawls the headline in The Daily Mirror, with Martin Lipton reporting that it was a 'sighting of the Torres who Roman Abramovich thought he was signing 14 months ago'.

The Daily Mail claims it was a 'red-letter day' for Torres, The Daily Express claimed his 'body language radiated desire and determination', according to The Sun his 'Torrment is over' while The Daily Telegraph's Henry Winter was on typically overwrought form in announcing 'Fittingly, the audience for Torres's return to the scoring charts was an all-star sporting cast including Boris Becker, Peter Schmeichel, Gary Lineker and Stuart Pearce.'"

[linusandblanket.livejournal.com]

So happy for Torres! I wish I had an appropriate 'exploding with joy on someone else's behalf' gif to use right now.

[jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com]

My heart!

How gorgeous!

And just look at the way Fuchs is looking at him...

[jenny-jenkins.livejournal.com]

...his 'body language radiated desire and determination'...

Good God.

[postingwhore.livejournal.com]

Well, here's something (http://raulpictures.tumblr.com/post/19604878441/1-fc-kaiserslautern-schalke-04) on tumblr...O: I'm finding it a bit unbelievable, lol.

[ravenoftherealm.livejournal.com]

I SAW THIS ON TV AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. It was almost a hat trick too