Lol! Yes, I was on today's match post, watching Man Utd and then Schalke, when I learned that he'd actually scored not one, but TWO goals. The apocalypse is upon us. :p
Maybe Abramovich should sign Di Matteo up? It seems to be working well. With Terry & Lamps as co-managers, of course. XD
I missed Raul's goal, as I was still watching United. I'm going to hit up YouTube or 101goals later. I have no idea how to make gifs, btw, so I'm useless in this regard.
I'd love to see that manpile in gif or video form. xd
Well, here's something (http://raulpictures.tumblr.com/post/19604878441/1-fc-kaiserslautern-schalke-04) on tumblr...O: I'm finding it a bit unbelievable, lol.
NANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not only a goal, but 2 goals and 2 assists! I'm so happy for him! It was obvious Chelskis were super-duper excited for come back of el nino ;) I don't mind world coming to an end as long as Nando keeps scoring and he stays happy!
OMG! Someone who has screen shot of Nando and his amazing hotness, PLEASE share! The thing I was watching got switched to Stoke vs Liperpool as soon as CFC game was over..... I missed the whole glorious celebratory thing!
Glorious and hotter-than-ever NANDO that vivalalana mentioned above. Also this is a perfect example of Chelsea FC: Skin When You’re Winning (http://www.kickette.com/chelsea-fc-skin-when-youre-winning/)
Him being all smiley after his goal made me happy. I still think he'd thrive at a different club, but I really am glad he's scoring again. I cant help but feel bad for him.
However, as a Liverpool fan, I did kinda laugh to myself when I saw that his goals came from a very poor keeper from a lower side. I cant help it! It's hard to feel happy for him for longer than a few minutes :p
Bit late now, but here's some laughably over-the-top tidbits from F365:
Nando, Nando, Nando "Incidentally, we were as charmed as anyone to see Fernando's little face light up as he finally remembered what those white post things were for on Sunday, but as expected the coverage is a little...well, over the top.
'DID YOU EVER DROUGHT ME?' bawls the headline in The Daily Mirror, with Martin Lipton reporting that it was a 'sighting of the Torres who Roman Abramovich thought he was signing 14 months ago'.
The Daily Mail claims it was a 'red-letter day' for Torres, The Daily Express claimed his 'body language radiated desire and determination', according to The Sun his 'Torrment is over' while The Daily Telegraph's Henry Winter was on typically overwrought form in announcing 'Fittingly, the audience for Torres's return to the scoring charts was an all-star sporting cast including Boris Becker, Peter Schmeichel, Gary Lineker and Stuart Pearce.'"
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Date: 2012-03-18 04:38 pm (UTC)Maybe Abramovich should sign Di Matteo up? It seems to be working well. With Terry & Lamps as co-managers, of course. XD
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Date: 2012-03-18 04:40 pm (UTC)I loled.
Then he did it again!
Gosh...
(On the subject of the man-pile - if they'd been alone, Fuchs would have kissed him! Seen the footage? I need a gif.)
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Date: 2012-03-18 04:45 pm (UTC)I'd love to see that manpile in gif or video form. xd
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Date: 2012-03-20 03:05 am (UTC)How gorgeous!
And just look at the way Fuchs is looking at him...
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Date: 2012-03-18 04:43 pm (UTC)It was about time though, I really felt sorry for him.
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Date: 2012-03-18 04:48 pm (UTC)Also: Crouchy just scored.
See? Trends. Signs. Omens. Disaster.
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Date: 2012-03-18 05:18 pm (UTC)more importantly HOW LONG BEFORE HE GOES COMPLETELY BLONDE AND THEN TURNS INTO A GIANT MONKEY-ALIEN AND RAMPAGES UNTIL SOMEONE SHOOTS THE MOOOOON
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Date: 2012-03-18 05:21 pm (UTC)THINGS TO DO WHEN FERNANDO TORRES SCORES DOUBLE
1) Buy a lottery ticket
2) Get stocked up on green beans and/or non-perishable items
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Date: 2012-03-18 06:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-18 05:22 pm (UTC)...as long as he doesn't scored against liverpool in may, that is :P
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Date: 2012-03-18 05:35 pm (UTC)Sergio loves u nando.
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Date: 2012-03-18 05:58 pm (UTC)YES TORRES YOU CAN (well now we know you do)
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Date: 2012-03-18 08:14 pm (UTC)...................................................
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not even know what to say, rachel. SMDH
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Date: 2012-03-18 06:01 pm (UTC)LITTLE OVER ADAY.no subject
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Date: 2012-03-18 06:42 pm (UTC)ofc if he always needed comforting my door was open
*slurks quietly away*
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Date: 2012-03-18 08:39 pm (UTC)Not only a goal, but 2 goals and 2 assists!
I'm so happy for him! It was obvious Chelskis were super-duper excited for come back of el nino ;)
I don't mind world coming to an end as long as Nando keeps scoring and he stays happy!
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Date: 2012-03-19 12:00 am (UTC)The thing I was watching got switched to Stoke vs Liperpool as soon as CFC game was over..... I missed the whole glorious celebratory thing!
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Date: 2012-03-19 03:56 am (UTC)If only Chelsea played against second-rate teams more often...no subject
Date: 2012-03-19 03:58 am (UTC)Glorious and hotter-than-ever NANDO that vivalalana mentioned above.
Also this is a perfect example of Chelsea FC: Skin When You’re Winning (http://www.kickette.com/chelsea-fc-skin-when-youre-winning/)
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Date: 2012-03-19 12:23 pm (UTC)However, as a Liverpool fan, I did kinda laugh to myself when I saw that his goals came from a very poor keeper from a lower side. I cant help it! It's hard to feel happy for him for longer than a few minutes :p
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Date: 2012-03-19 05:56 pm (UTC)Nando, Nando, Nando
"Incidentally, we were as charmed as anyone to see Fernando's little face light up as he finally remembered what those white post things were for on Sunday, but as expected the coverage is a little...well, over the top.
'DID YOU EVER DROUGHT ME?' bawls the headline in The Daily Mirror, with Martin Lipton reporting that it was a 'sighting of the Torres who Roman Abramovich thought he was signing 14 months ago'.
The Daily Mail claims it was a 'red-letter day' for Torres, The Daily Express claimed his 'body language radiated desire and determination', according to The Sun his 'Torrment is over' while The Daily Telegraph's Henry Winter was on typically overwrought form in announcing 'Fittingly, the audience for Torres's return to the scoring charts was an all-star sporting cast including Boris Becker, Peter Schmeichel, Gary Lineker and Stuart Pearce.'"
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Date: 2012-03-20 03:07 am (UTC)Good God.
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Date: 2012-03-21 03:27 pm (UTC)It was almost a hat trick too