EPL Prediction time!

[melj1213.livejournal.com]

So, the Premier League starts tomorrow, I think we should make a few predictions of what will happen this season ... so under the cut I've provided a list of categories for you to fill in with your predictions of how this season of the Premier League will pan out.

Along with the standard prediction questions there's a few less serious predictions for you to all ponder. You don't have to answer them all and you don't have to be serious with your answers - the more out there the better. 

Have fun!

Premier League Champions?

Top four teams?

3 teams to be relegated?

Who will win the FA Cup?

Who will win the Carling Cup?

Player of the season?

Flop of the season?

Surprise star of the season?

Breakthrough star of the season?

First manager to be sacked?

Most interesting use of mind games?

Team with the most yellow cards?

Team with the most red cards?

Team who misses the most penalties?

Team who gets the most Fergie extra time?

Best commentator?

Worst commentator?

Catchphrase of the season?

Biggest scandal?

Biggest non-story?

Best celebration?

Most shocking transfer?

Giant killer of the season?

Most interesting game?

Most boring game?

Most surprising scoreline?

How many times will Jamie Redknapp mention his bff Lampard?

Most likely to throw a trophy under the bus?

How many goals will Fernando Torres score for Chelsea?

How many Twitter crusades will Joey Barton go on before the season is over?

Next player to join Twitter?

Most prolific tweeter of the season?

Best show of abs this season?

Worst haircut of the season?

Team with the most propensity to strip off?

How many times will we debate the need for video technology?

How many dodgy fines will the FA hand out this season?

Hero of the season?

Villain of the season?

Finish this sentence: "This season is gonna be ... "?

Comments

[crookedrain.livejournal.com]

Premier League Champions? Chelsea

Top four teams? Chelsea, Man Utd, Arsenal and Liverpool

3 teams to be relegated? QPR, Norwich, Swansea

Who will win the FA Cup? Arsenal

Who will win the Carling Cup? Liverpool

[problematique.livejournal.com]

why so many questions mel

[melj1213.livejournal.com]

because I'm a nosy bitch and I want to know all your secret judgements :P

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[problematique.livejournal.com]

Premier League Champions? mancs idk who

Top four teams? city/united, united/city, chelsea/liverpool, chelsea/liverpool/arsenal

3 teams to be relegated? blackburn, qpr, swansea

Who will win the FA Cup? liverpool

Who will win the Carling Cup? bolton

[theosakansun.livejournal.com]

is Joe Cole still a player?

Nah he's a ghost. Or Frankenstein's Monster ;)

[hi-mimi.livejournal.com]

Premier League Champions? Just to shake things up... I'm going to say City although it'll probably be United.

Top four teams? City, United, Chelsea, Arsenal (ooo, ooo.)

3 teams to be relegated? PLEASENOTFULHAM Could be anyone...

Who will win the FA Cup? Chelsea, trolololo

Who will win the Carling Cup? Idk, Leicester?

Player of the season? Nani.

Flop of the season? A big ball of Torres/Balottelli... Maybe even Bale?

Surprise star of the season? Scott Sinclair, Kasami and this South Korea Sunderland player whose name escapes me.

Breakthrough star of the season? Not sure... Gervinho maybe?

First manager to be sacked? Not sure...

Most interesting use of mind games? Balotelli vs. Mancini vs. his psychologist.

Team with the most yellow cards? Sunderland?

Team with the most red cards? Blackburn.

Team who misses the most penalties? ...Pass

Team who gets the most Fergie extra time? City.

Best commentator? Us or Danny Murphy or Ray Wilkins or Walker's Crisps guy who's name escapes me.

Worst commentator? ADRIAN CHILES.

Catchphrase of the season? 'Sit down son' or SOMETHING.

Biggest scandal? A manager getting sacked or something... Or the return of Ashley Cole's rifle.

Biggest non-story? Cescgate.

Best celebration? FA Cup?

Most shocking transfer? Tevez to Blackpool... IDEK.

Giant killer of the season? The Canaries

Most interesting game? All of them...

Most boring game? Is there such thing?

Most surprising scoreline? Pass

How many times will Jamie Redknapp mention his bff Lampard? HOPEFULLY MANY TIMES.

Most likely to throw a trophy under the bus? Hahahahaha. Arsenal, maybe? [Insert goalkeeping joke here.]

How many goals will Fernando Torres score for Chelsea? 1.

How many Twitter crusades will Joey Barton go on before the season is over? A flaw-free 34234342344582358345.

Next player to join Twitter? Balotelli.

Most prolific tweeter of the season? Rio, obvs.

Best show of abs this season? Dzeko, yesssss.
(http://tinypic.com?ref=fcicuw)

Worst haircut of the season? Matthew Briggs will do something dreadful. I can feel it in my bones.

Team with the most propensity to strip off? HAHAHAHA. Newcastle.

How many times will we debate the need for video technology? Every day.

How many dodgy fines will the FA hand out this season? As may as it'll cost to fund the next WC!

Hero of the season? The Canaries.

Villain of the season? City.

Finish this sentence: "This season is gonna be ... "? Tight.

[lovelyeli.livejournal.com]

Premier League Champions?
OBVS I WANT UNITED....but tbh it's gonna be a battle of the manchester's this season, with a dash of chelsea.
Top four teams?

manchester united
manchester city
chelsea
liverpool

3 teams to be relegated?
Swansea
wolves
stoke

Who will win the FA Cup?
united...it's been awhile ok

Who will win the Carling Cup?
FULHAM
Player of the season?
NANI

Flop of the season?
can it be Torres again?..it was so fun last time around.

Surprise star of the season?
Tom cleverly

Breakthrough star of the season?
KUN tbh

First manager to be sacked?
secretly i want it to be Mancini idk.

Most interesting use of mind games?
SAF...as always tyvm

Team with the most yellow cards?
stoke

Team with the most red cards?
again stoke.

Team who misses the most penalties?
arsenal

Team who gets the most Fergie extra time?
Everyone

Best commentator?
...lol i watch my EPL through fox en espanyol..so the two mexican comms on there are awesome

Worst commentator?
whoever ESPN hires..

Catchphrase of the season?
idk

Biggest scandal?
rooney elopes with ronaldo and brings him back 2 united.

Biggest non-story?

Best celebration?
anything chicha celebrates because he just looks like dis all the time \0/ and :DDDDDD

Most shocking transfer?
Cesc 2 Aston villa

Giant killer of the season?
wow we know fernando is a little overweight but god..

Most interesting game?
Any stoke game because they always bring the l u l z

Most boring game?
liverpool

Most surprising scoreline?
idk

How many times will Jamie Redknapp mention his bff Lampard?
idkk

Most likely to throw a trophy under the bus?
EVRA

How many goals will Fernando Torres score for Chelsea?
zeroooo

How many Twitter crusades will Joey Barton go on before the season is over?
hopefully someone hacks his twitter and starts tweeting bible scriptures

Next player to join Twitter?
CHICHARITO..I WILL LOVE EVERYSINGLE
"GOD BLESS YOU ALL" TWEETS ERRYDAY.

Most prolific tweeter of the season?
RIO

Best show of abs this season?
Bale

Worst haircut of the season?
idkk

Team with the most propensity to strip off?
LET IT BE UNITED PLZ

How many times will we debate the need for video technology?
Until sepp can hear our cries of ~change~ ok

How many dodgy fines will the FA hand out this season?
I PERSONALLY HOPE THE SNOODS BANNED IS LIFTED TBH

Hero of the season?
Chicharito will save united more times than last season.

Villain of the season?
anyone from city

Finish this sentence: "This season is gonna be ... "?
WANKEY AND AWESOME.

[ms-purpleturtle.livejournal.com]

Premier League Champions? Hopefully Man United

Top four teams? United, Chelsea, and two of Arsenal/Pool/Spurs/City

3 teams to be relegated? Swansea, Blackburn, Norwich/Wigan

Who will win the FA Cup? ?

Who will win the Carling Cup? ?

Player of the season? ?

Flop of the season? Aguero, only for him to be POTY next season

Surprise star of the season? ?

Breakthrough star of the season? Hopefully Cleverley

First manager to be sacked? The guy at Blackburn

Most interesting use of mind games? Fergie

Team with the most yellow cards? Stoke

Team with the most red cards? Stoke

Team who misses the most penalties? Arsenal

Team who gets the most Fergie extra time? Every other fan will try to claim it's United

Best commentator? Nev

Worst commentator? The ITV team

Catchphrase of the season? "*insert manager* is now under a lot of pressure!"

Biggest scandal? "Another England international caught shagging someone who's not his missus"

Biggest non-story? "*insert player* gets wasted outside nightclub"

Best celebration? United at the end of the season \o/

Most shocking transfer? Tevez to not piss off and go home

Giant killer of the season? Probably QPR

Most interesting game? Some relegation 6-pointer game in May

Most boring game? Any game with two Top 4 teams against each other

Most surprising scoreline? 6-2

How many times will Jamie Redknapp mention his bff Lampard? 10+ times per game

Most likely to throw a trophy under the bus? If Citeh win one, it'll be them

How many goals will Fernando Torres score for Chelsea? 5-10

How many Twitter crusades will Joey Barton go on before the season is over? 9

Next player to join Twitter? Hopefully another United player please be Berba please be Berba

Most prolific tweeter of the season? @rioferdy5

Best show of abs this season? Not really a fan of abs

Worst haircut of the season? Balotelli's got that sorted already

Team with the most propensity to strip off? Chelsea *vomits*

How many times will we debate the need for video technology? 1,862

How many dodgy fines will the FA hand out this season? 38

Hero of the season? Whichever manager of a promoted club avoids relegation

Villain of the season? The FA

Finish this sentence: "This season is gonna be ... "? Unpredictable

[melj1213.livejournal.com]

Best show of abs this season? Not really a fan of abs

Que?! But we have the best abs of the EPL in our team ... how can you not be a fan of this:

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[ms-purpleturtle.livejournal.com]

I'm more of a leg person ;)

[sol-superstar.livejournal.com]

swansea 4 prem league champs.