http://pnylove415.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pnylove415.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] ontd_football2010-09-06 09:16 pm

Haters please familiarize yourself with the left hand evacuation gesture

Too much srs bsns going on today, need moar posts filled with rainbows and smiles and we can all be happy. To this end, I give you
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POST RULZ:
1. The name of one of your favorite players.
2. Why are they a favorite of yours?
3. Your favorite picture/moment of them on the field.
4. Your favorite picture/moment of them off the field.
5. Favorite random fact!

I'll go first:

1. Sergio Ramos (duh)

2. How passionately he plays every game, how charitable he is, the fashion lols, how he is always smiling, how much he cares for his family and friends.

3. While he isn't actually playing in this photo it's my favorite on field one because its the culmination of all the work he has done out there; and he uses this moment to comfort a friend. perfectio.


4. How was this not going to be it? Do I even need to explain why?


5. He wants to retire back in Sevilla (the city, not the club!), d'aww.

Have at it and feel free to picspam your favorite too!

Mods: Delete if irrelevant or tag as needed, thanks <3

[identity profile] kvetch-kvetch.livejournal.com 2010-09-07 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
1. The name of one of your favorite players.
HERR BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER

2. Why are they a favorite of yours?
just look at him.
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he is like the entire 300 army reincarnated into one bavarian. he exudes excellence. he hates croatia and will kill their players because he can.
when cristiano ronaldo wakes up in the middle of the night crying and shaking and sweating, eyes wide with fright, you know who he was dreaming about? bastian motherfucking schweinsteiger.
3. Your favorite picture/moment of them on the field.
germany/portugal 2006 when he single-handedly brought an entire nation to their knees.
also, the only thing schweinsteiger does better than hilariously fouling people is being really fucking dramatic when he loses:
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4. Your favorite picture/moment of them off the field.
bastian schweinsteiger has a really hot girlfriend.
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and by really hot girlfriend, i mean lukas podolski.
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5. Favorite random fact!
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HE IS LITERALLY A GQ MOTHERFUCKER

also he is probably the best player in europe and a nice guy when he isn't making you cry like a baby

[identity profile] fandomonymous.livejournal.com 2010-09-07 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
As I said to someone else earlier, Bastian doesn't produce sperm: he produces tiny footballers whose only goal in life is to humiliate Portugal.

LOVE HIM SO~.

[identity profile] kvetch-kvetch.livejournal.com 2010-09-07 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
he is the greatest person in the history of everything even though he had really awful hair until recently.
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[identity profile] kvetch-kvetch.livejournal.com 2010-09-07 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
lukas podolski is the prettiest girl in the world.

[identity profile] redefine-i.livejournal.com 2010-09-07 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
ditto. and ditto.

when cristiano ronaldo wakes up in the middle of the night crying and shaking and sweating, eyes wide with fright, you know who he was dreaming about? bastian motherfucking schweinsteiger
-- fuck yeah!

germany/portugal 2006 when he single-handedly brought an entire nation to their knees
-- i believe this is the first time i saw him play. and i was already in love with him by the time he made his 2nd goal! *sigh* i wish i could watch this again

[identity profile] sarayourstupid.livejournal.com 2010-09-07 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
hahaha yessssss!!!

[identity profile] europeansoul.livejournal.com 2010-09-07 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
your desciption > my description.

stunning explanation of the god that is bastian.

[identity profile] kvetch-kvetch.livejournal.com 2010-09-07 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
ty :)
anything even slightly related to herr schweinsteiger is fierce classy cute sweet hot stunning by association
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[identity profile] livewithenvy.livejournal.com 2010-09-07 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE AWESOME :DDD

he is like the entire 300 army reincarnated into one bavarian. he exudes excellence. he hates croatia and will kill their players because he can.
when cristiano ronaldo wakes up in the middle of the night crying and shaking and sweating, eyes wide with fright, you know who he was dreaming about? bastian motherfucking schweinsteiger.


AMAZING. This is the truth, only the truth and nothing but the truth. Damn, I need a t-shirt with the first sentence printed on it XD

germany/portugal 2006 when he single-handedly brought an entire nation to their knees.

FORGET EVERYONE ELSE. Only SCHWEINSTEIGER brings a country to its knees. HUH.

[identity profile] livewithenvy.livejournal.com 2010-09-08 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
nah nah i'm not.

see? duckie approves too!!

[identity profile] trackythesassy.livejournal.com 2010-09-07 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVE YOU. but I'm sad cos there's a lack of schweini recently. rarh ><

the portugal moment is LEGENDARY.

"he is like the entire 300 army reincarnated into one bavarian."

<3

[identity profile] embeesays.livejournal.com 2010-09-07 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
this whole post speaks the truth, A+ on everything lol