Ronaldo on the Double

[c0rrine.livejournal.com]

Kickette have refused to report on any buildups relating to the Paris Hilton WAG saga, but we're not gonna stop because we ain't got no diginitaaaaaay

#1 - The Daily Mail remains as the Daily Fail

Last night:

but they heard my telepathic cries and edited their article the following morning:


#2 - Two, as in the times the two have met.

(More at the source)
A neighbour of Paris claims Ronaldo made a second visit around midnight to her Beverly Hills home, perhaps to finish what they had started the night before.

A source close to Paris has revealed that the two are close to becoming an item, and quotes Paris as saying: "He's hot, a real athlete - and the chemistry between us was electric. Cristiano's much better than my ex. He was nothing but a low-paid minor league baseball player."

#33963 - The number of medical masks seen worn in the LA area the following morning due to a new outbreak of highly contageous venereal diseases. How are these diseases contractible without sexual contact? Nobody knows for sure but many are speculating that the coming of the two have produced evolved strains STIs and at the moment there is no treatment, well, not unless you follow Kickette's route

CHICAS WE NEED TO COIN A TERM FOR THIS COUPLE, EVEN IF THEY ONLY LAST 4 DAYS

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Comments

[ipomoea.livejournal.com]

Xerox that shit and give them each one.

[x-undercover-x.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think i'll follow Kickette on this one.

[dothebadthing.livejournal.com]

me too, i feel ill just looking at them

[heyymorgan.livejournal.com]

Haha. I wonder what they talked about.

I don't know why people think she's a WAG now. Since when have any of Ronaldo's conquests (except maybe Nereida♥) ever been considered WAGs?

[x-undercover-x.livejournal.com]

Which fake tan brand is the best etc.

[ipomoea.livejournal.com]

I never thought I'd feel sorry for Crispi but damn. Having old Wonk-eye Herpes gunning for you is a position no one should have to be in.

[vivajenn.livejournal.com]

Could you get any more herpes-infested than that picture? Seriously. That should just be their new "couple" name: Herpes.

Anyways, how old is she? She's been doing shit like this for so long...you'd think that she'd be too old for this and grow up. Agh, who am I kidding, it's Paris ffs....

[blumenfeuer.livejournal.com]

she looks like she's 35, think of how bad she'll be when she's 40

[floatingcupcake.livejournal.com]

paris is a lot smarter than people give her credit for lol.

[ipomoea.livejournal.com]

If she is then that's actually really sad, and worse than if she actually is an idiot because with her money it's not like she needs to do it to feed herself or keep a roof over her head or anything.

[sol-superstar.livejournal.com]

Ron's nights in Paris.

[dothebadthing.livejournal.com]

knowing her they'll be engaged by tomorrow

[xmakesmewonder.livejournal.com]

They wouldn't, but;

lmao if they had children.

[jada-casi1.livejournal.com]

Oh, hell no!

[go-tinyx.livejournal.com]

Pa-ron-ic disease.

He'll get gonorrea and fail his medical.

You know it's true

[pattinevski.livejournal.com]

i feel bad for cristiano, he doesnt look into it.

[spritemuffin.livejournal.com]

avert your eyes, it's catching.

[lurkurheartout.livejournal.com]

i bet Paris ruffied him.

[daggerfull.livejournal.com]

Anyone who believes any of this crap was even uttered is living in delusionville.

[c0rrine.livejournal.com]

THERE ARE PHOTOS

I DONT CARE THAT THE QUOTES AND SPEC IS FAKE BUT THE FACT THAT THEY MADE P2P CONTACT IS ALREADY ENOUGH PROOF THAT SOME SHIT HAS GONE DOWN

[http://users.livejournal.com/_almagitana/]

Awww Cissé and Nasri :D

[prisness.livejournal.com]

just keep her the fuck away from man united.

[vivajenn.livejournal.com]

Haha I saw that too...I forgot to mention that.

What a class act, she's a natural, it wasn't like she was reading off the cue cards or anything...:P

I thought about Crispi too, don't worry bb.

[zutxalors.livejournal.com]

Didn't she try to get with him last summer, but he rejected her? What changed?

[go-tinyx.livejournal.com]

SAF will not give him the hairdryer for dating (or w/e) with tramps now.

[hotelmirana.livejournal.com]

I'm loling at the tags.

I'm just surprised it's Paris, because I thought he liked the super breasty types.

[ruginthesky.livejournal.com]

hahhahahhahahah this is so funny Paris & Ronaldo. HILARIOUS. I want to see if the paparazzi will go crazy if they go out again. They need to go big or go home.

[miakeks.livejournal.com]

I'm taking Kickette's stance on this.

[nightkate.livejournal.com]

I suggest "Crisis" as their couple name.

[thisislola.livejournal.com]

LMAO

THIS

[natvach.livejournal.com]

we drove around sunset blvd last night looking for him for like 20 minutes ha ha ha

my friends rolled down the window and yelled, "CRISTIANO WHERE ARE YOUUUU"

[x-morrissey.livejournal.com]

lmao dumb trick

[txdrea.livejournal.com]

"CRISIS"

LMFAO