ext_104869 ([identity profile] c0rrine.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] ontd_football2009-06-11 12:46 pm

paris gets her wish ~*~



reposted to add poll, sorry

BREAKING NEWS: PARIS BREAKS UP WITH DOUG



PARIS HILTON IS SINGLE
CRISTIANO IS IN LA

PARIS HILTON AND CRISTIANO RONALDO HOOK UP





THE WORLD IMPLODES


THEY CREATE A NEW PANDEMIC
SWINE FLU IS NO LONGER A CONCERN

-------------------------------------------- lol from x17.com --------------------------------------------

Geez that was fast! Less than 24 hours after breaking up with Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton is already shacking up with a new man - soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo!

The hot new couple started off their night separately, with Cristiano dining at the Brazilian restaurant Fogo De Chao while Paris and Nicky hit up Nobu, and an X17 source tells X17online exclusively about what began as a girls' night out:

    "The Hilton sisters showed up at about 10:20pm and sat on the outside patio. Paris wasn't her usual chipper, chatty self - she looked absolutely miserable. She was clearly flying under the radar with her sister last night. She had a couple of cocktails and she was fiddling with her phone throughout the entire meal."

The ladies left around 11:20 and then headed to club MyHouse, and this is when Paris' night got immeasurably better. The ladies got to the club and plunked themselves down at a table with the Manchester United Real Madrid star, and sources inside the club tell X17online exclusively that the two couldn't keep their hands off of each other!

    "Cristiano and Paris were all over each other swapping spit the entire night! His table needed every waitress in the building to service the large quantities of alcohol, and he spent an excess of 20 thousand dollars on champagne and drinks."

Dayum! So what happened after the club? Well, around 3am Cristiano cabbed it over to Nicky's house to hook up hang out with the heiress, and we shot this exclusive video of him leaving Nicky's West Hollywood pad at 5am!!!

The funniest thing about this is that Paris has had her eye on on Cristiano for over a year now! Even though her rep denied it last year, various media outlets reported that Paris attempted to work her charms on Cristiano at Villa last July, but Cristiano wasn't too keen on the starlet. So what changed?



vid of cron at/leaving her place


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[identity profile] natvach.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOOKED FOR HIM FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES BUT HE IS AN ELUSIVE BEAST

though im kicking myself because fogo de chao is like RIGHT BY MY HOUSE WTF WTF WTF

[identity profile] kryptongirl.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
nothing cool ever happens in echo park :'(

[identity profile] natvach.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
This whole epic day is why we need to get some footballers as members here.

[identity profile] electricbloom.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
one can dream, lol.

[identity profile] lokandkey.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
i thought he turned her away when she tried to hook up with him last summer?

[identity profile] lurkurheartout.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
wait a tick... Wasn't he the one that turned her down last year when he was in LA? WHAT THE FUCK?

To be honest, I hate when Hollywood world mixes in with my footie world.

[identity profile] striker5.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
skanky skanky.

[identity profile] jada-casi1.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
So she's done with LUKE Podolski now?
Aw! I hope she stays put in L.A. and not follow him around everywhere... ESPECIALLY when he's in Spain. Mamen does not approve of this fuckery.

OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! :O :O *pukes*

[identity profile] karen-ronaldo.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Image (http://img38.imageshack.us/i/msg1244757006243.jpg/)

[identity profile] romine.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
So we definitely know that he's gay now and all the women by his side are just an act... Right? I mean, seriously. I hate the guy. But Paris Hilton?

Re: OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! :O :O *pukes*

[identity profile] rare-lj.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies*

Re: OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! :O :O *pukes*

[identity profile] blueforever10.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
ew

[identity profile] rare-lj.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
swine full's got nothing on summer footie break!

Re: OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! :O :O *pukes*

[identity profile] kokakolaveins.livejournal.com 2009-06-12 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
oh god! everything about this is so wrong!

i wonder how much the creeper who took this got paid

[identity profile] neuroticismette.livejournal.com 2009-06-12 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Popping an anuerism.

I swear. This community through the transfer seasons is making me apoplectic.

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