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BREAKING NEWS: PARIS BREAKS UP WITH DOUG



PARIS HILTON IS SINGLE
CRISTIANO IS IN LA

PARIS HILTON AND CRISTIANO RONALDO HOOK UP





THE WORLD IMPLODES


THEY CREATE A NEW PANDEMIC
SWINE FLU IS NO LONGER A CONCERN

-------------------------------------------- lol from x17.com --------------------------------------------

Geez that was fast! Less than 24 hours after breaking up with Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton is already shacking up with a new man - soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo!

The hot new couple started off their night separately, with Cristiano dining at the Brazilian restaurant Fogo De Chao while Paris and Nicky hit up Nobu, and an X17 source tells X17online exclusively about what began as a girls' night out:

    "The Hilton sisters showed up at about 10:20pm and sat on the outside patio. Paris wasn't her usual chipper, chatty self - she looked absolutely miserable. She was clearly flying under the radar with her sister last night. She had a couple of cocktails and she was fiddling with her phone throughout the entire meal."

The ladies left around 11:20 and then headed to club MyHouse, and this is when Paris' night got immeasurably better. The ladies got to the club and plunked themselves down at a table with the Manchester United Real Madrid star, and sources inside the club tell X17online exclusively that the two couldn't keep their hands off of each other!

    "Cristiano and Paris were all over each other swapping spit the entire night! His table needed every waitress in the building to service the large quantities of alcohol, and he spent an excess of 20 thousand dollars on champagne and drinks."

Dayum! So what happened after the club? Well, around 3am Cristiano cabbed it over to Nicky's house to hook up hang out with the heiress, and we shot this exclusive video of him leaving Nicky's West Hollywood pad at 5am!!!

The funniest thing about this is that Paris has had her eye on on Cristiano for over a year now! Even though her rep denied it last year, various media outlets reported that Paris attempted to work her charms on Cristiano at Villa last July, but Cristiano wasn't too keen on the starlet. So what changed?



vid of cron at/leaving her place


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Date: 2009-06-11 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cedricstyle.livejournal.com
OHMAHGAWD WTF IS GOING ON RIGHT NOWW

Date: 2009-06-11 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] go-tinyx.livejournal.com
Footballers have gone mad.

SRSLY.

Date: 2009-06-11 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kryptongirl.livejournal.com
omg I am loling. although, sadly, paris is a step up from some of his bedcakes.
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Date: 2009-06-11 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rambling-road.livejournal.com
MTE I can't possibly choose between these two

Date: 2009-06-11 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sk8terac.livejournal.com
SRSLY???
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Date: 2009-06-11 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pattinevski.livejournal.com
lmfao forever and ever

Date: 2009-06-11 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ancient-arch.livejournal.com
He doesn't usually drink because of what happened with his dad. I hope he's ok.

Date: 2009-06-11 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arooj.livejournal.com
Definately Ronaldo, how long were Paris and Doug together? He aint ever been with someone for more then a few months and his longest with Nerida or whatever.

Date: 2009-06-11 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arooj.livejournal.com
haha weren't they planning kids as well? Paris and Doug obvs.

Date: 2009-06-11 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] witheredsong.livejournal.com
This is how the world ends. Not with a bang but a WHIMPER!!! *runs away screaming*

Date: 2009-06-11 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redsoxforlife.livejournal.com
If only Cron would show up on her show now and wear as much glitter as she does...

Date: 2009-06-11 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pada-something.livejournal.com
Life won't be the same.

Date: 2009-06-11 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] technomat.livejournal.com
the new, even tackier Becks and Posh

Date: 2009-06-11 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dirtylaw.livejournal.com
Officially TODAY is the end of the world, right?

Date: 2009-06-11 05:18 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2009-06-11 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luckiey-starrz.livejournal.com
This is so ridiculous.

Date: 2009-06-11 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louis-quatorze.livejournal.com
quarantine the area, there's going to be pandemic-quality STDs as a result of this

(and now Paris can stop hitting on poor Lukas Podolski, hopefully)

Date: 2009-06-11 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] julialonso.livejournal.com
Let me think about life...

Date: 2009-06-11 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morticia88.livejournal.com
perez hilton might just explode of these news.. but then the world would propably be a better place =D

Date: 2009-06-11 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skylineeee.livejournal.com
omg hahaha i know! perez is going to freak out

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Date: 2009-06-11 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tasari.livejournal.com
So is Paris Hilton a pandemic yet or what?

Date: 2009-06-11 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superelle07.livejournal.com
OH

MY

GOD

i hate him.

Date: 2009-06-11 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skylineeee.livejournal.com
too much skank for one hook up

Date: 2009-06-11 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_almagitana/
This is exactly why I wanted him far, far, FAR away from Spain. We'll have a new Voldemort every week and none of the programas del corazón will be able to shut up about it. DAMN IT I WATCH TO LOL AT BELÉN ESTEBÁN not for Crispeh.

Date: 2009-06-11 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waterinmylungs7.livejournal.com
This is all kinds of gross. At least this one has her own money but still gross...

Date: 2009-06-11 05:35 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-06-11 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bunnysayboo.livejournal.com
Okay then.

Date: 2009-06-11 05:41 pm (UTC)
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