ext_104869 ([identity profile] c0rrine.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] ontd_football2009-06-11 12:46 pm

paris gets her wish ~*~



reposted to add poll, sorry

BREAKING NEWS: PARIS BREAKS UP WITH DOUG



PARIS HILTON IS SINGLE
CRISTIANO IS IN LA

PARIS HILTON AND CRISTIANO RONALDO HOOK UP





THE WORLD IMPLODES


THEY CREATE A NEW PANDEMIC
SWINE FLU IS NO LONGER A CONCERN

-------------------------------------------- lol from x17.com --------------------------------------------

Geez that was fast! Less than 24 hours after breaking up with Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton is already shacking up with a new man - soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo!

The hot new couple started off their night separately, with Cristiano dining at the Brazilian restaurant Fogo De Chao while Paris and Nicky hit up Nobu, and an X17 source tells X17online exclusively about what began as a girls' night out:

    "The Hilton sisters showed up at about 10:20pm and sat on the outside patio. Paris wasn't her usual chipper, chatty self - she looked absolutely miserable. She was clearly flying under the radar with her sister last night. She had a couple of cocktails and she was fiddling with her phone throughout the entire meal."

The ladies left around 11:20 and then headed to club MyHouse, and this is when Paris' night got immeasurably better. The ladies got to the club and plunked themselves down at a table with the Manchester United Real Madrid star, and sources inside the club tell X17online exclusively that the two couldn't keep their hands off of each other!

    "Cristiano and Paris were all over each other swapping spit the entire night! His table needed every waitress in the building to service the large quantities of alcohol, and he spent an excess of 20 thousand dollars on champagne and drinks."

Dayum! So what happened after the club? Well, around 3am Cristiano cabbed it over to Nicky's house to hook up hang out with the heiress, and we shot this exclusive video of him leaving Nicky's West Hollywood pad at 5am!!!

The funniest thing about this is that Paris has had her eye on on Cristiano for over a year now! Even though her rep denied it last year, various media outlets reported that Paris attempted to work her charms on Cristiano at Villa last July, but Cristiano wasn't too keen on the starlet. So what changed?



vid of cron at/leaving her place


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[identity profile] bunnysayboo.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay then.

[identity profile] sh3l8y.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG

[identity profile] dioraddictxx.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care who she gives her herpes to, but her ass better stay out of Spain.

[identity profile] natvach.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] go-tinyx.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Urghhhh... Why are skanks invading football.

I

HAVE

LOST

MY

APPITIE.

*is violently sick*

[identity profile] go-tinyx.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the most diastrous day so far.

Can't get over the skanky-ness of her and the desperation of him.

[identity profile] go-tinyx.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Footballers have gone mad.

SRSLY.

[identity profile] unscathed.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that I care who he dates, BUT I have a feeling that he was just there to check out her wardrobe and maybe borrow some hot pants.

[identity profile] sk8terac.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
i finsihed all of my exams today. i was so happy until all this BS turned up

[identity profile] sk8terac.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
the end of the football as we know it

[identity profile] garnetgypsy.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
What the...?

The end of times is basically going on right this very second isn't it?

[identity profile] ipomoea.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Introducing Patient X and Patient Y of the new global STD epidemic. Call the CDC and the WHO, they're gonna need a hazmat crew.

[identity profile] bassino.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
lol..probably! they are both aquas
As an aquarius myself, I'm ashamed...fortunately not all of us are like these two.

[identity profile] grumpygaz.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Just WTF! :/

*pinches self to see if im dreaming*

[identity profile] bluethursdays.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm only leaving this comment to say that Fogo De Chao is fucking awesome and I hope I never ever see Cristiano Ronaldo when I'm there. Ever. Ugh.

[identity profile] kryptongirl.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON CRISPI WATCH HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN

[identity profile] x-morrissey.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE FUCK!!! Ronnie, that is low, even for YOU.

[identity profile] sarcastic-ast.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
kllhkjljklh?!

[identity profile] spainawards2008.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
*twitches*
today is a weird day

[identity profile] vivajenn.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY, OMGZ ASLJASDLKFHSLDKGHKS BFKJASBQKJETWET

Seriously, all this just explodes in one day...I can't believe it.

[identity profile] antianeira.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
So, is this his way of trying to convince the whole world he's straight after the 'damaging' bulge-video...spending time with the world's most famous slut.

Ugh! This is a such a low, even for Cris.

[identity profile] floatingcupcake.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
i can't stop laughing.

[identity profile] elleonx3.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! That reporter sounded soooo dull.

[identity profile] elleonx3.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Or I mean paparazzi.

[identity profile] teenny.livejournal.com 2009-06-11 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
this is bigger than the swine flu!!!

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