But but but...! A big part of the German squad actually look puh-ree-tee damn good in a GQ spread. ;) And I still remember that Strenesse photoshoot... oh, the memories.

But in all seriousness, I agree with you. The amount of model-handsome men in Spanish football nowadays is incredible. And then when you actually go to Spain looking for a fine specimen for yourself, you're left extremely disappointed - the guys in the street, they're all, like... normal! ;)

I think there's something evil going on in La Roja, Faust style. If you think about it, it makes perfect sense! :p