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It's 12:00 am here in these Ole United States. Do you know what that means? That means its officially 9/4/2001 and we can OFFICIALLY celebrate the Birthday of RAUL ALBIOL TORTAJADA.

*Actually, I finished this post WAY earlier than anticipated so let's just get the party started a little early.*





So here's the thing, I could talk about all his accomplishments and accolades and about his beautiful wife and his adorable kids, but let's all be real. This is ontd_football. We're here to ogle and drool and perv. So let us get this damn show on the road.





6'3 and oh so sassy.




Beautiful eyes and gorgeous dark hair.




Here he is with his boyfriend husband lover bottom friend Alvaro Arbeloa. What a lovely picture... *STARES*



And here is his lovely pink tongue. I wonder all the things that he could do with said tongue... *WONDERS*




Again with the tall...although I'm pretty sure he's STILL shorter than Jared Padalecki...wow.




Here he is showing us what all those hours and hours and HOURS of hard intense football training have resulted in. I ain't mad.




Here he is lit up all golden and pretty by photoshop candle light. One can dream...




Oh look! Abdominal muscles! Wait...why does he have that huge scar down his torso?




Raul was in a serious car accident. He damaged his spleen which had to be taken out. He survived (duh), but dude, that still sucks.




GQ status.




And here he is ACTUALLY being a GQMF.


And finally...











A little something special...














For all his fans out there...




I'll be in my bunk.



¡feliz cumpleaños! Chori! (...which means sausage...he was given the nickname SAUSAGE...*drooooool*)