ONTD FOOTBALL

Premier League Champions? Liverpool, dammit

Top four teams? Liverpool, Spurs, Arsenal, Utd

3 teams to be relegated? Not even gonna touch this one.

Who will win the FA Cup? Liverpool

Who will win the Carling Cup? Liverpool

Player of the season? Suarez <3

Flop of the season? City

Surprise star of the season? Kelly ♥_♥

Breakthrough star of the season? Kelly ♥_♥

First manager to be sacked? Depends on how Chelsea rolls

Most interesting use of mind games? Something something Utd something

Team with the most yellow cards? Arsenal

Team with the most red cards? Arsenal

Team who misses the most penalties? Arsenal

Team who gets the most Fergie extra time? Arsenal

Best commentator? ONTD_FB

Worst commentator? Literally everyone else

Catchphrase of the season? Arsene's daily trollings

Biggest scandal? Suarez attempts to create a vampire army

Biggest non-story? Rooney mouths off again

Best celebration? LFC's league winning goal :')

Most shocking transfer? ~Poulsen to Utd~

Giant killer of the season? QPR?

Most interesting game? Anything with LFC

Most boring game? Anything with Everton

Most surprising scoreline? 10-0

How many times will Jamie Redknapp mention his bff Lampard? 67 exactly

Most likely to throw a trophy under the bus? Pssh, the EPL could never

How many goals will Fernando Torres score for Chelsea? -6

How many Twitter crusades will Joey Barton go on before the season is over? ∞

Next player to join Twitter? Reina?! Unless I've miss his twitter! GIMME! GIMME!

Most prolific tweeter of the season? Charlie Adam is off to a good start

Best show of abs this season? Agger (and his amaysing man boobs)

Worst haircut of the season? Meireles

Team with the most propensity to strip off? Would not complain if Chelsea were to...

How many times will we debate the need for video technology? 6000000

How many dodgy fines will the FA hand out this season? ∞

Hero of the season? Agger

Villain of the season? Kun

Finish this sentence: "This season is gonna be ... "? better than sex