Premier League Champions?
NUMBER 20 BB, O YEAH. but seriously, i have a bad feeling about city this season.

Top four teams?
MUtd
Chelsea
City
Liverpool

3 teams to be relegated?
Norwich, QPR and probably Swansea

Who will win the FA Cup?
Chelsea

Who will win the Carling Cup?
Leyton Orient. idk.

Player of the season?
Nani

Flop of the season?
Ballotelli

Surprise star of the season?
Errr let's go with...idk

Breakthrough star of the season?
i srsly dunno

First manager to be sacked?
The QPR guy.

Most interesting use of mind games?
Fergie 4 eva

Team with the most yellow cards?
Stoke

Team with the most red cards?
Stoke

Team who misses the most penalties?
Arsenal tbh

Team who gets the most Fergie extra time?
GLORY GLORY MAN UNIIIIIITED

Best commentator?
GNev

Worst commentator?
anyone from ITV

Catchphrase of the season?
something along the lines of "lol ballotelli"

Biggest scandal?
Errrrm Michael Owen lovechild.

Biggest non-story?
Rooney's hair.

Best celebration?
Rooney will strip naked and flap his dick around while yelling "FUCKING WHAT?!"

Most shocking transfer?
Giggs 2 City

Giant killer of the season?
Norwich

Most interesting game?
West Brom v. Fulham

Most boring game?
Manc derby probs.

Most surprising scoreline?
QPR 12 - 0 Chelsea

How many times will Jamie Redknapp mention his bff Lampard?
1623

Most likely to throw a trophy under the bus?
Ballotelli

How many goals will Fernando Torres score for Chelsea?
2

How many Twitter crusades will Joey Barton go on before the season is over?
384

Next player to join Twitter?
Evra will take his trolling crusade online.

Most prolific tweeter of the season?
rioferdy5 4eva

Best show of abs this season?
idk

Worst haircut of the season?
Ballotelli

Team with the most propensity to strip off?
Chelsea

How many times will we debate the need for video technology?
152

How many dodgy fines will the FA hand out this season?
7854

Hero of the season?
Fergie

Villain of the season?
Fergie

Finish this sentence: "This season is gonna be ... "?
a trainwreck