IKER ES COMO UN QUESO

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My boner for San Iker has now reached epic proporntions.
Like, I am turning it into a flesh-bridge to China.
(I am gross ew hur hur)

Ok but no really.
I was playing Taxi Kate today, and I was driving through a parking lot and I see a few t33n4ge boys standing outside Canadian Tire. I notice one, in a grey hoodie.
OH WOW HE LOOKS EXACT-FUCKING-LY LIKE SAN IKER IN HIS YOUNGER YEARS SLIGHTLY FUZZY HAIR AND ALL oh god I nearly died and my mutter didn't get it.

It's like that thing that happens in movies and tee vee shows, you know, where a character is so in lust with someone that they start seeing their face everywhere.

Moving on.







BABIES
I have no maternal instinct at all and I do not want to poop out a little sproglet ever.
BUT I WOULD SOOOOOO PROCREATE WITH SAN IKER OMFI I WANT HIS BAYBEEZ something about studly dreamboat with a tendency of broodiness + baby = MY OVARIES ARE WEEPING




Awwww.




sdfshdf it looks like they're sharing a secret or something omg seriously look at this holy shit


BOYS
San Iker likes boys, possibly more than I do.


Fic prompt.




UNDERTHINGS

O. M. F. I.

Villasillas? Cavillas? Whatever. So gay.



Come on, Daddy's got you.

They are in luve. That's another poast altogether.


Gay.

Gay.

G-A-Y.




Hee hee. ICWCDT.

Whoever decided that these short shorts were a good idea NEEDS TO WIN SOME KIND OF LARGE MONETARY PRIZE

THIIIIGHHHH



Right, so...


IDEC ILU




ikes how u b so hetero


Oh hello.


FUCK IT SHIRTS ARE FOR SQUARES


WTF IS THIS



i am crying irl


Sorry I'M A BIG PERVERT YOU WERE THINKING THE SAME THING


This is an angle of San Iker that I know very well.
Ooer.




He's so cute. My ham wallet can't take it.



I. LOVE. HIM.


HE HAS THE MOST PERFECT PROFILE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE



His. Nose. Makes me weak. I love it so much awww.

IDGI I DON"T EVEN GET IT111 how can such a perfect human being exist


STUBBLE STUBBLE STUBBLE STUBBLE BREATHE KATE BREATHE


Seriously one of my favourite looks in the world on dudes is blazer+white shirt+jeans HE IS PERFECT


Woooo chinky shirt wouldn't it be rad if he had yellow fever


Brother. Omg. He has a brother. Omg.



OK, NOW SERIOUSLY
I think I'm in love with Eva, his WAG, too.
She is HOT and CUTE AS FUCK. And she is the LUCKIEST BITCH IN THE WORLDDDDD.







idek what to say i cannot see the keyboard through my tears



JOSDFJHDFS FAP.


NOTE TO SELF IF YOU DO NOT BREATHE YOU WILL PASS OUT

ahhhh AHHH













ok



Ass.







LOL



NO San Ikerspasm is cumplete without:

i love the black jersey so much :')
ok i have to recharge my brain now cor fucking blimey



edit: i give up. i give in. i have to add the apple video. it's my duty to man- and womankind.

it's like, shit, you know you are a sex god when you're EATING A FUCKING APPLE and girls are like OH MI GAWWWWW SWOON!!!<3333!!!
fap.