( I want names, damn. And great advertisement for his biography, I've got to say. )
And this just in:
FIFA ethics commission (hah) cautions Beckenbauer for failing to cooperate in investigating how the 2018 and 2022 World Cups came to be where they are. He's also getting a fine that I am sure will have a great impact on him. 7000 Swiss Franks. German-language Twitter is organising crowdfunding efforts for the poor old man.
ETA: That's 6300 Euro. Beckenbauer is estimated to have a fortune of 160 million Euro. And that sort of thing is why in Germany court fines go by income, and someone whom I won't name got a 540,000 Euro fine for drivers' license issues.